X-Tina Be Gettin’ Crazy

By Stephanie McKinny

There were rumors going around after the very public, very embarrassing Super Bowl blunder that Christina Aguilera had been hitting the bottle a little hard lately. Well, judging by the incident that took place early yesterday morning, that just might be the case. Aguilera and her man friend were driving home – or trying to, anyway – when they were pulled over by police in West Hollywood. Police say the vehicle was pulled over because it burned rubber and fishtailed into traffic. When stopped, police found Matthew Rutler, Aguilera’s boyfriend, behind the wheel and he was issued a breathalyzer test. Boy blew way over the legal limit, and tried to defend himself by saying he had to do it because Christina was even more wasted than him. Upon hearing that news, officers issued Aguilera a test as well – and she failed. In fact, the test was probably more of a formality at that point because police say Christina told them she didn’t know where she lived because she wasn’t the one driving. Okiedokie, then. Anyway, they threw her sloppy ass in the drunk tank around 2:45 a.m., after being fingerprinted and photographed, to sober up. She was later issued another test, passed, and snuck out the back of the sheriff’s station in order to avoid the walk of shame out front with paparazzi. It doesn’t look like she’s going to be charged for the misdemeanor, but her d-bag boyfriend isn’t as lucky. He blew a .09 – .01 over the legal limit and is facing DUI charges. In a world full of Britney’s, Paris Hilton’s and Lindsay’s, I was holding out hope for Christina. No such luck – all them bitches be crazy.

Tags: Christina Aguilera, drunk, DUI