By Stephanie McKinny
Some shit just makes you chuckle and shake your damn head. This will be one of those times. Pinky promise. In good ol’ Pennsylvania, a 24-year-old woman named Jennifer Young decided to take her baby to visit her boyfriend in the county jail. By now, you’re probably already shaking your head. Well, Jennifer must have a few people out there who hate her ass, because someone tipped the guards off at the jail about how she might try to sneak a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ in. So, on alert, the guards closely monitored her next visit with Prince Charming, and that’s when she got busted. She handed the poor kid to Sir Jailhouse Rock, and he proceeded to take something out of the side of the diaper. See, Jennifer had decided that day that it was a good idea to cut the finger off of a latex glove, put a fine assortment of narcotic pills in it, and stuff it in her baby’s diaper. Yeah. Needless to say, she traded in her food stamps for a matching his-and-her orange ensemble, and this is the reason children grow up hating their parents.