Why You Never Want To Be a Member of A “Christian” Band

So Dave Powell, the drummer for the band Emery, is about the nicest, fucking coolest dude you’ll ever meet anywhere. Thus, when I found a video on YouTube titled “Pray for Dave Powell” I was definitely concerned. Did he have cancer? Did he get in a car accident?! Reading the description of the video, posted by “xGavenx”, I was even more concerned. “I talk about working my way backstage and some of the things I would rather not have seen.” Did he catch Dave banging an underage Emery fan? Was Dave doing lines of coke off a hooker’s tits? What in God’s name did xGavenx witness????!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WAS SMOKING A CIGARRETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ZOMG CALL GOD AND TELL HIM MOTHERFUCKERS BE SINNING AS FUCK UP IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DEVIL IS HERE IN CIGARETTES~!!~~~~!!!!

Seriously watch this video and you will feel bad for any band that has to play Christian music festivals.

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