Watch Gene Simmons Have Really Boring, Uninteresting Sex With Some Australian Model With Huge Fake Tits

For just $29.95!!111. Or, if you’re not a complete dumbfuck you can just watch the teaser clips over at Valleywag and see for yourself Gene Simmons fucks like your dad, only less cool. I mean, the broad involved in this sex tape (who by the way is definitely not Gene Simmons’ wife Shannon Tweed) is probably a little bit hotter than your mom, but her fake tits and obvious physical revulsion at Simmons’ seasoned physique makes this video about the hardest thing to fap to since that video of the dogs being skinned alive I posted awhile back. Anyways, moving on…

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