By Stephanie McKinny
Usher’s got some confessions, he’s got it bad… and all the other obvious jokes, but all joking aside, dude’s kind of in a pickle at the moment. See, back in 2009, Usher’s car was broken into and a number of items were stolen. Among those items were jewelry, $1 million worth of fur – WTF!! – and, *ahem*, electronics. And among those electronics were two laptops, which are the speculated origin of a sex tape that’s being shopped around town. But is it even Usher in the tape? I mean, come on, these kinds of rumors always seem to be flying around Hollywood. But, hold on to your asses, because Tameka Foster, Usher’s ex-wife and the other person starring in the stolen vid, pretty much fessed up via Twitter:
“NEWSFLASH!! BREAKING NEWS! GUESS WHAT??!! I have copulated w/my husband! O_O. Why is this news again?? #ConfusedTweet. End of discussion.”
Everyone knows you banged your husband – that’s not the newsworthy part, dearie. What is, however, is the fact that your butt-booty naked ass is about to be seen by the whole world. Scratch that – Usher’s butt-booty naked ass is about to be seen by me the world!! She later released a formal statement, saying:
“Yes, I have had sex with my husband. Multiple times. Would I sanction a sex tape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”
Then don’t make a sex tape. The end.