Seeing as shit has been going down recently in the God Smiting Celebrities dept., I’ll go as far as saying there’s a whopping 8.64% that this is true. Anyways, reports are coming in that are stating Tom Green was in a mild car accident today and then was beaten by the other party involved which left him hospitalized. If in fact he did get into a car accident, I can’t possibly imagine him doing something out of line that would result into a stranger landing some well placed hay-makers to his remaining testicle.
Not only did the reports state that Tom Green was in a accident, smashing his Mercedes into the back of a truck, but they go on to claim that he was severely beaten afterwards, and left unconscious.
In an obnoxious new trend, questionable quasi-news outlets have been stirring up rumors about celebrity deaths, pregnancies, and now injuries. Could this story be one of those? The episode does sound like something Tom Green would pull, but it seemed to come out of nowhere.
The reports state that Tom Green’s accident wasn’t too serious, but the alleged beating that he received after is what landed him in the hospital.
Again, I’m about 90% sure that this is all just an elaborate hoax that will result in him dry humping road kill.
The site that released the information were also the gullible asses that decided to formally report that Jeff Goldblum died.
We’ll be sure to keep you posted on what’s going on, as we’re highly committed to important and relevant journalism round these parts.
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