I love stoners. Their humor is so absurd and silly. The latest joke is the new strain of marijuana they’re calling “Tom Cruise Purple.” LOL! You totally see visions of L. Ron Hubbard and laugh your ass off maniacally. And Mr. Cruise? Not amused.
One of Cruise’s friends found it “outrageous” that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically. One weed devotee said, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”
Scientologists are opposed to psychotropic drug use. But they aren’t opposed to magic drops! Which they administer via a “Scientology Doctor” who will charge a ridiculous amount. And whaddoyaknow, Tom Cruise’s Scientology doctor is in trouble with The Law! :GASP:
Meanwhile, a woman who has been identified as Cruise’s former alternative-medicine consultant is due to stand trial in L.A. Superior Court on April 17.
A spokesman for the L.A. City Attorney’s office tells us Feline Butcher – aka Feline Kondula – has been charged with 18 counts of unlawfully practicing medicine and one count of grand theft.
The charges stem from Butcher’s treatment of Clive McLean, a cancer patient who died in 2005.
McLean’s widow, Erica McLean, tells us that Butcher, who’s a Scientologist, and another unlicensed practitioner encouraged her husband to abandon chemotherapy in favor of a regimen of “vitamins and ‘magic drops’.'”
Erica McLean, who was assisted by private investigator Paul Barresi, claims that the couple paid close to $120,000 on useless treatments.
Butcher has pleaded not guilty.
The video – which you can find at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz – mocks the controversial church’s war with Internet critics, who’ve come to be known as Anonymous.
A representative for Cruise declined to comment on the video and the “purple” pot, but insisted that Butcher “was not his adviser. He has nothing to do with her.”