THIS JUST IN: Homeless People Are Fucking Stupid

These days, the term “homeless” has become something of a misnomer, used to describe basically anyone fucked up enough to spend most of their days out in public bothering people. However, the majority of tax-payer funded relief programs targeting these “homeless” take the term quite literally, funneling millions of dollars into housing and shelters that become nothing more than safe havens for bums to come down off meth or sleep off their Mad Dog hangovers. The epicenter for this sort of bureacratic idiocy has long been San Francisco, who today announced, that BY GOLLY! MAYBE ALL THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE AREN’T SO HOMELESS AFTER ALL!!!:

The mayor and others are now admitting what the grand jury reported – that a majority of those on the streets are not homeless. The head of the city’s homeless program, Dariush Kayhan, estimates that 50 to 75 percent of street people live in supportive housing.

“We just warehouse addicts,” said the grand jury’s Stuart Smith. “Granted, it is a nicer place for them, but it doesn’t address the problem.”

In short, the jury is reflecting the views of many San Franciscans who made the choice to live here. They understood that housing and taxes would be higher, and so would the cost of a meal in a restaurant. They understand and believe that the city needs to provide for its poorest homeless residents and don’t begrudge what the grand jury says is $186 million a year in city funds spent to finance homeless programs.

But, they ask, can’t someone stop the panhandling? And, given all the programs and services, is it unreasonable to ask those who are being given supportive housing to start making some effort to be self-sufficient?

“People’s conduct has to be held to account,” Supervisor Bevan Dufty said. “They can’t engage in conduct that is hurtful to them or others.”

ACCOUNTABLE?? You mean they should try to not be complete, abject fucktards? WHERES THE COMPASSION IN THAT??????????????!111/1/1/1