So tonight was the same schtick as far as the debating went: angry grandpa John and the unshakable Barack Obama. The real story though was Joe the Fucking Plumber. Dude is a star. Or I guess I should say dudes, because as it turns out, there are quite a few Joes the Plumber (much to the chagrin I’m sure of opportunist URL squatters), all of whom are watching their web track blow the fuck up. PRO TIP: get some google ads on that bitch ASAP Joes, then you really will be voting for McCain because you’ll be stacking CHEDDAR. I hereby present you with Joe the Plumber, and Joe the Plumber, and Joe the Plumber and…you get the picture. This Joe the Plumber is probably my favorite so far: he eh fucks with strippers and talks about getting a machete pulled on him in South Central LA doesn’t afraid of anything.