The Combo Combo!! Get crunk as F!!!
Published on June 5, 2008 by The Sloth · 4 CommentsMy friends and I like to drink. We like to drink because we like to get drunk. We don’t like to get so drunk we wake up in a pool of our own piss and vomit (which has been known to happen at times) but we like to see how close we can get to that point while still having a good time. JUDGE ME!!!
Luckily for us we live in a small college town (Chico CA! What!) and booze is cheap as fuck. Wednesday nights, while dudes in L.A. are standing in line, obeying the STUPID fucking dress code, and paying a 20 or 30 dollar cover just for the privilege of paying 16 bucks for a shot and beer, we here in Chico enjoy what is called “Buck Night”. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, want a beer? One dollar. Want a whiskey coke? One dollar. Shit, last night I paid for a drink with 4 quarters I found on the counter before we left the house! (I know it sounds pathetic, but I’m broke so fuck off.)
It was on one of these buck nights that we discovered the best way to start off your night of boozing EVAR! It’s called the Combo Combo, in honor of our local shitty 24 hour diner, Jacks. A Combo Combo at Jacks is basically for the people that want one of everything on the menu. At Denny’s it looks something like this, but at Jacks it has way more shit:
The Combo Combo as it relates to booze is: One shot of Jack Daniels whiskey. One Coke chaser. One Jager Blaster (a full Red Bull with a double shot of Jager served in a pint glass and downed like a shot). One ice cold Bud Light bottled beer.
When you order 2 Combo Combo’s it looks something like this:
It’s the perfect way to start off your night because after taking it you can just sip on beers all night to maintain your buzz, and the Red Bull gives you that extra shot of energy you need to build up the courage to go get rejected by a bunch of girls that are way out of your league.
Get on the Combo Combo train or you are blowing it hard!!! Just remember, don’t go overboard with them or you will end up like this dousche:
Loss.
Tags: alcohol, Beer, bitches, booze, Coke, combo, Crunk, drunk, faded, Howdy Doody, jager, red bull, shot, wasted, whiskey
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your shit is wack as fuck. you aint crunk. flo the bum would serve you and then put make up on your face to match her.
Can anyone actually understand what he’s saying here? For the love of god, leave your hood outta my internetz.
“your shit is wack as fuck. you aint crunk. flo the bum would serve you and then put make up on your face to match her.”
your pathetic attempt at writing is beyond horrible; a disgrace. you do not get extemely drunk and hyperactive. the homeless lady who goes by the name of Flo, who wears a lot of make up and pushes around a shopping cart can drink more than you and your crew. after consumer more alcholic beverages than you and your tight pants crew she would probably give you a make over so your face would look as tore up as hers. She would do this to insult your manhood as well to let you know that she runs shit. act like ya know.
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There we go!