I don’t have cable. I have a small, 10 by 10 television that my parents got for me in tenth grade because they couldn’t stand listening to the Zelda soundtrack in the living room constantly. There’s never been much of a point for me to spend money on getting TV’d, cos of the internet and all, but I must say–not having access to the VMAs last night was pretty depressing. I found myself refreshing gossip pages every two minutes in hopes of catching some awkward moment like last years Swift/West bullshiz. Looks like it was a pretty disappointing year, folks. Here’s all I’ve got:
Gaga – We all know I love this little shit. Not only did homegirl win 8 awards, but Gagaloo showed up to the awards show ready for costume changes up the asshole. One of these included a dress made out of meat. Yeah, you heard me. How many of you just got excited in your “down theres”?
T-Swiz vs ‘Nye: “NO PEACE” – All Independence Day quotes aside, I’m kiddin with ya. Taylor Swift sang Mr. West a very sweet song about forgiveness and all that crapola. I am a little disappointed in this development, but only because I like smackdowns and the song kind of sucks. Dang eet, Swiz!
LiLo Returns! – Lindsay Lohan helped open the VMAs this year (Remember when she hosted and did the Uma Thurman/Kill Bill sketch? sigh.) with my all around gal pal Chelsea Handler. Apparently Lohan made fun of Handler’s drinking and gave her a booty slap or two. Who cares. I’m bummed I missed Handler’s opening monologue, which encouraged all attendees to be on their baddest behavior and advised Taylor Swift to stick her tongue somewhere it doesn’t belong. Holla at me, Handy.
What was your favorite moment of the VMAs?