R. Kelly acquitted.
Posted on 13. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Art, Blog, Crime, Idiocy, Lifestyle
Not that it’s a surprise, but R. Kelly was acquitted of all child porn charges today. It took them 6 years to go to trial, and the alleged female victim, who was as young as 13 at the time of the supposed crime, is now 23. As everyone in the world has read, the large mole that Mr. Kelly (who’s music is a fucking joke) has on his back was not visible on the man that appeared on the tape that was shown to the jury, and was the prosecutions [...]
J.J. Abrams is the New Yoda.
Posted on 13. Jul, 2007 by James in Film, Internet
Unless you’re a nerd, you may not know about the fervor being created around an unnamed J.J. Abrams movie that has been referred to as “Cloverfield.” All that’s really known about the film is that it seems to be some sort of monster movie that will be filmed hand-held from the point of view of those who are affected by the attack, and it is to be released on 1-18-08. J.J. Abrams, the man behind Lost and Alias, likes his secrets, and he also likes to fuck with his audience. [...]
