Russian Meeting Interrupted By Flying Penis

Posted on 19. May, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics

Since our Band You’ve Nver Heard Of… OF THE DAY was Russian Circles, I thought I’d humor you with a story that comes from… you guessed it! RUSSIA! There’s a prankster over there:

Apparently this meeting was regarding an opposition alternative parliament aimed at “restoration of democracy” in Russia. Chess legend-turned-fierce Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov was speaking to unite Russia’s weakened and often bickering opposition against former president, now prime minister Vladimir Putin and his successor President Dmitry Medvedev when suddenly, an erect penis flew overhead.

Putin, man. Putin.

Posted on 31. Aug, 2007 by Daniel Taylor in Blog

Putin, man. Putin.

Vladimir Putin is basically a bad ass. He kisses sturgeons like he doesn’t give a fuck, because he doesn’t. I’d like to see our president fish with his goddamn shirt off.

You know why Putin’s so bad ass, he was in the KGB, and the first rule of the KGB is that at no time shall any fuck be given. EVER.

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