BREAKING NEWS: It’s All Bullshit

Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse

All of it. Iran’s missiles? not just photoshopped, but made up. Jesse Jackson’s “hot mic”? Not really such an accident. Amazon lost tribe? Nope. Phones popping popcorn? Nope. You don’t even need conspiracy theories to explain shit anymore, it’s all just viral marketing, manipulative memetics, or just lazy idiocy. This is my face when I read the news:

Free SLurpee Day WTF I Am Out of Here

Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Lifestyle

I’m going to punch my way past a line of bums and get my free Slurpee like RIGHT NOW.

7-11, you win today.
Hot Dog!
It’s National Slurp-Day 7-Eleven® Celebrates Friday, July 11, with Free Slurpee® Drinks, National Hot Dog Month with Big Bite® Meal Deal
First Frozen Monster Beverage Not Sold in a Can
press release after the jump:
DALLAS, (July 2, 2008) – It’s that time of year when the sun is hot and the Slurpee® drinks are free-zing – emphasis on the FREE part.  July 11, aka 7/11, is the day that 7-Eleven, [...]