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Gift Cards at Charter.com

Considering that I have neither a home phone, any sort of cable television service or internet access (not counting occasionally stealing a weak signal from a neighbor), I figure it’s as good a time as any to talk about this blog page’s sponsor, Charter Cable and, more specifically, Charter’s Free Gift Card Sweepstakes and Charter’s [...]

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Who Draws the Twitter Art?

Apparently Twitter is a little too popular this morning, as there’s been an error screen saying “Twitter is Over Capacity” up all morning instead of all my idiots friends’ inane trivialities and boring life updates. However, I will say that whoever it is that draws Twitter’s official art is a fucking badass!

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I Don’t Get Twitter

With the risk of sounding like Jerry Seinfeld, I gotta ask; what’s the deal with Twitter?  I seriously don’t fucking get it. Let me see if I understand it.  There’s 2 main factors in this whole shebang: the Twitter-er and the Twitter-y. The Twitter-er is the pathetic soul that feels the need to broadcast to [...]

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CNN’s Twitter Done Got Hacked

Let’s see…Senators debate stimulus compromise…Scores adrift on Lake Erie ice floe…23 killed at Madagascar protest…Fapping…I am masturbating over dead vietnamese children…. Someone’s having fun inside CNN’s Twitter Account. Guess their web dude shouldn’t have set the password as “1234.”

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The Fuck Twitter Challenge: Day One

So last week I posted about how ghey Twitter was, but being a good sport, promised that if said post got more than 5 comments, I would Twitter 10 times a day for a full week, making a good faith effort to see what Twittering could do for my personal, professional and social life. Of course, said post received those 5 comments, and yesterday I embarked on Day 1 of my week-long Twitter challenge, which was quite possibly one of the stupidest things I’ve done in awhile.

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