“I Want A Big O”

Posted on 09. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Internet, Politics, Sex

Forget Nailin’ Paylin, it’s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?
“Love your candidate, let him love you back!”

Next up:

“He’s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!”

Sorry we haven’t put out a magazine in forever. We’ve been too busy playing with toys.

Posted on 13. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, Videos

Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

FHM Magazine Says Megan Fox is Hot. Here’s Pictures To Prove Their Point

Posted on 24. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Internet, Lifestyle

The most difficult bog I’ve ever had to ‘write.”

More “journalism” after the jump. (it gets better)

My Life Is Tough!

25 Weirdest Toys in The World

Posted on 04. Dec, 2007 by Molly Death in Internet, Lifestyle

This Article has to be one of the funnier things I’ve seen in the past few days. Way to be awesome again Cracked.com!
And they didn’t even include this guy.