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Bush’s Plan to Cool Off America

It’s hot here in Chico.  As many of us know, heat+hangover-cigarettes=certain doom. The walk down to the local Chevron station almost gave me a heat stroke. Isn’t it time that the government does something about the madness? Well, they are. The Bush administration is taking an active pursuit to keep Americans in comfortable conditions, and […]

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