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First Openly Gay Race Horse To Compete In Breeder’s Cup

As we come to terms with the fact that we live in a world that is progressive and yet so demeaning at the same, an amazing ...

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Xmas 2008: The Perfect Gift

With the holidays quickly approaching, everyone is out scrambling to find the perfect gift. The true question, however, is what ...

Cosmopolitan to Release Every Possible Way to Please Your Man

After over 100 years of in depth research and development, leading women's magazine 'Cosmopolitan' will be releasing a book that details ...

Bush’s Plan to Cool Off America

It's hot here in Chico. As many of us know, heat+hangover-cigarettes=certain doom. The walk down to the local Chevron station ...

New Today on Synthesis.net – Hella Reviews and Shit

Just got done posting a bunch of new reviews to the front page of this bitch, including DVD reviews for The ...

The Onion Movie

The Onion is my favorite source for fake news and when I found out about "The Onion Movie" I wanted to ...

Al Qaeda Shoots Down 9/11 Conspiracy Theories, The Onion

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says "America's Finest News Source" certainly lives up to its name. If you have more time ...

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Review Round-Up: Sweet and Sour Edition

Lamb of God Resolution Roadrunner Few bands, if any, match the raw intensity of Lamb of God, and their newest album, ...

A Friendly Chat With Chris Conley

By Brian Leak Chris Conley has been in the music scene since he was roughly 14 years old. As ...

The Growlers @ Origami Lounge

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Standard Fare: Out of Sight, Out of Town

Standard Fare Out of Sight, Out of Town Melodic Back for a sophomore effort after the delectable delight of 2010’s The ...

Terry Malts w/The Hambones @ Duffy’s Tavern

Wolves in the Throne Room

By Eric Wendt For people unfamiliar with Wolves in the Throne Room, diving into their oeuvre might feel kind ...

Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! An interview with Mike Coykendall

By Jacob Sprecher Mike Coykendall is a name that very well deserves to be on the tips of Americana ...

Beats Antique

By Tommy Diestel Not familiar with Beats Antique? First of all, shame on you! Second of all, here’s a ...