Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!
Posted on 07. May, 2009 by some guy in Comedy, Idiocy, Sports
Well I’ll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc… This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a doctor.
Bull! This is the same guy who once skipped out on spring training for “family reasons” only to be found at a muscle car auction in Atlantic City. Ramirez is a cheat just like the [...]
A-Rod Admits He Took Steroids
Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
As to why a baseball player taking steroids is still news, I’m at a loss, but apparently since A-Rod was supposed to be the next Mickey Mantle or whatever the fuck the 4 old white guys who still give a shit about baseball are BAWWWING somewhere.
Ken Griffey Jr. Hits 600th Home Run
Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by some guy in Sports
Ken Griffey Jr. of the Cincinnati Reds hit his 600th career home run today in Florida off of Mark Hendrickson. Griffey joins Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays and Sammy Sosa as a member of the ultra-exclusive 600 HR club.
But here’s what makes Griffey so special: He’s the only member of the modern era inductees (Bonds and Sosa) that did not abuse steroids. So basically, he’s more legit in my book. And how Griffey has managed to achieve this feat on top of the litany of injuries that [...]
Rat NFL players out for steroids and you die.
Posted on 06. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Blog, Crime, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics
David Jacobs, the guy that not only ratted out several NFL players for using steroids, but exposed an entire performance enhancing drug ring, was found dead in his home yesterday. Him and his lady were both shot. I know the NFL is serious fucking business, but offing a dude and his lady for dropping the dime on you is a tad overboard. Granted, it probably wasn’t the players that commissioned the hit (and make no mistake, this was a hit), it was probably the guys he bought all of the [...]
Carrot Top is Over 40 Years Old and Can CRUSH You
Posted on 19. May, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, Sports
Carrot Top, (born Scott Thompson, February 25, 1965), is an entertainment anomaly. First making a name for himself as a prop comic, for a time he was the butt of everyone’s jokes. You’d find him popping up in random places (anyone else ever listen to his unlikely audio commentary on Rules of Attraction? I got through about 15 minutes of it before I started clawing at my wrists…)
Well, as it turns out, Carrot Top is NOT to be fucked with. No idea if it’s legit or the work of [...]
Roger Clemens: Defamation and Mindy McCready
Posted on 28. Apr, 2008 by some guy in Crime, Idiocy, Sports
In the ongoing saga that has become Roger Clemens vs former trainer Brian McNamee, “new shit has come to light.” Clemens, who on January 6th filed a defamation suit against McNamee, is now surrounded by speculation of a decade long affair with country music artist Mindy McCready. According to McNamee’s attorney:
“When you sue for defamation, you put your whole reputation in the community at issue. Anything is fair game, including his claim of sanctimonious purity.”
Clemens will hold that McCready has been nothing more than “a close family friend.” Either way, [...]
Ultimate Warrior: Would-Be Slam Poet Champion
Posted on 07. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Internet, War
The Ultimate Warrior really missed his calling. I mean, he was a bad ass wrestler and all, but I think he would have brought the field of slam poetry to new heights…
I mean, I made a brief compilation of wiki quotes attributed to one Mr. Warrior that would RULE over all the current slam shit:
Normal people, the people that walk the streets every day, we cannot understand!
How must I prepare you must ask yourself.
Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?
Should I lay on the lawn and let [...]
Barry Bonds Looks Stupid In Knit Army Hats
Posted on 29. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Crime, Fashion, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Sports
So today there was yet another headline about Barry Bonds never-ending steroid saga, this time about OMG THE TESTIMONY WILL BE UNSEALED. First off, who fucking gives a shit anymore? Everyone who’s not a dipshit knows basically any baseball player worth a shit over the last 15 years has probably tried steroids at least once, if not taken them for some length of time. And you know what, it doesn’t make really any difference. If kids are stupid enough to take steroids because they want to be like Barry Bonds [...]
