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Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!

Well I’ll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc… This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a […]

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A-Rod Admits He Took Steroids

As to why a baseball player taking steroids is still news, I’m at a loss, but apparently since A-Rod was supposed to be the next Mickey Mantle or whatever the fuck the 4 old white guys who still give a shit about baseball are BAWWWING somewhere.

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Ken Griffey Jr. Hits 600th Home Run

Ken Griffey Jr. of the Cincinnati Reds hit his 600th career home run today in Florida off of Mark Hendrickson. Griffey joins Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, Willie Mays and Sammy Sosa as a member of the ultra-exclusive 600 HR club. But here’s what makes Griffey so special: He’s the only member of the […]

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Carrot Top is Over 40 Years Old and Can CRUSH You

Carrot Top, (born Scott Thompson, February 25, 1965), is an entertainment anomaly. First making a name for himself as a prop comic, for a time he was the butt of everyone’s jokes. You’d find him popping up in random places (anyone else ever listen to his unlikely audio commentary on Rules of Attraction? I got […]

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Roger Clemens: Defamation and Mindy McCready

In the ongoing saga that has become Roger Clemens vs former trainer Brian McNamee, “new shit has come to light.” Clemens, who on January 6th filed a defamation suit against McNamee, is now surrounded by speculation of a decade long affair with country music artist Mindy McCready. According to McNamee’s attorney: “When you sue for […]

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Roger Clemens Is Guilty: Get Over It

Roger Clemens: World Series Champion, Cy Young winner, ageless wonder…Steroid Abuser. End of story. The past month in major league baseball since the delivery of the Mitchell Report has seen more harumphs than Blazing Saddles. The Rocket, because of his elevated status in the statistical history of the game, has been at the eye of […]

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