Another Reason I’m Going to Hell
Posted on 17. Nov, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Politics
My ‘Going to Hell’ list has been building up over these last few years, and it’s starting to get as thick as War and Peace. Out of the 7 deadly sins, I’ve conquered just about all of them while simultaneously inventing 2 others. According to the Catholic church, on election day I added another notch to the metaphorical sin belt.
Yea, you guessed it. Fr. Jay Scott Newman of Greenville, SC, has called out to those who voted for President-Elect Obama, asking that they repent before continuing with their [...]
The Postal Service Might Not Deliver On Another Record
Posted on 29. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Music
So remember that one time, about a year ago, when I said the Postal Service were finally working on a new record? Well I guess they made a liar out of me:
“It’s just not a priority for either of us,” [Postal Service frontman Ben] Gibbard tells Spinner. “So the next Postal Service record may or may never happen.” In 2006, the pair reportedly started work on a follow-up to ‘Give Up,’ which is the second best-selling album in the Sub Pop catalog behind Nirvana’s ‘Bleach,’ but things have yet to [...]
Emery – The New Southern Rock
Posted on 28. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Internet, Lifestyle, Music
Being born and raised in California, I always had kind of a skewed view of the rural South. I thought everyone in the South not living in Atlanta, Orlando, Nashville or one of the other metropolitan cities out there still flew Confederate flags, talked about Yankees and plucked banjos with thumbpicks made out of their old teeth. But once I started to get into music, I started to notice that most of the raddest, most original bands were coming out of spots like Kentucky, the Florida Panhandle, and South Carolina, [...]
Allena Ward: Touch Five, Get Six. Teacher-Student Sex Scandal Comes to a Head.
Posted on 19. Feb, 2008 by spencer in Crime, Idiocy, Lifestyle
When Allena Ward admitted to sexual misconduct with minors last September, I never thought the former Laurens County, South Carolina, middle school teacher would actually get 6 years in the big house. She took the adult out of adultery by meeting three 14 year old and two 15 year old students at restaurants, motels and school to do various deeds.
Although Solicitor Jerry Peace from the Eighth Circuit court believes Ward will serve 85 percent of the six-year term, she’ll probably be out in a year and a half; after all [...]
Charleston, SC
Posted on 28. Jan, 2008 by Trevor Sellers in Music, Road Worn
Charleston, South Carolina is…. pretty damn nice right now. I thought I was going to leave my dreary, rainy town of Chico, CA to come to an even rainier, colder and much more depressing place, but I was completely wrong. This town is amazing. It’s been sunny and warm; the locals have been out walking the town, enjoying life, not too bad in my book. When we’re not in downtown Charleston rehearsing we’ve been spending time at a vacationers dream beach house. I am literally twenty feet from the ocean, [...]
Fred Thompson Finally Figures It Out
Posted on 22. Jan, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle
Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for President, after finishing a distant 45345th in the South Carolina primary, behind Mickey Mouse, Ron Paul, Pope John Paul, and John Paul Jones among others. Lucky for us though, his campaign will forever be remembered for leaving us possibly the most annoying YouTube video EVAR. Seriously, try to watch the whole thing. I dare you. I was gonna make a joke about “Heath Ledger tried to watch it earlier today” but then I thought that might be [...]
Today in Young, Not Totally Ugly Female Teachers Having Sex with their Students News: Allena Ward
Posted on 25. Sep, 2007 by spencer in Idiocy, Lifestyle
Allena Ward:
Five 14 or 15 year old male students in South Carolina must have sore hands from giving high-fives. Sure, Ms. Ward is no 10, but when you’re a 14 or 15 year old guy and you get to touch boobie — or anything else — it’s cause for celebration.
I just don’t get this kind of sentiment:
None of the victims were there to face their former teacher in person. Attornies say their lives have been forever scarred. “Their mindset has been damaged basically for the rest of their [...]
