Paula Abdul Is A Bimbo And American Idol Sucks

Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Idiocy, Music

American Idol judge Paula Abdul made headlines last night after mistakenly criticizing a contestant for singing a song he didn’t actually perform. The hours since have seen Abdul bashed across the internet for this slight of tongue. Frankly, I don’t see what all the hubbub is about, as Abdul makes a fool of herself on each and every broadcast. She’s bat shit loopy and deliriously out of touch. Why should it be shocking that Abdul would imagine a performance that didn’t take place?

And is it plausible that American Idol might [...]

David Lee Roth’s Shot at American Idol

Posted on 03. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Internet

“Almost non-human.”