W.H.O Finally Admits That Straight People Don’t Really Need to Worry That Much About AIDS

Posted on 09. Jun, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle

If you’re not living in Sub-Saharan Africa, a man having sex with other men, or a sex worker you can now feel free to fuck about the country:
In the first official admission that the universal prevention strategy promoted by the major Aids organisations may have been misdirected, Kevin de Cock, the head of the WHO’s department of HIV/Aids said there will be no generalised epidemic of Aids in the heterosexual population outside Africa.
Dr De Cock, an epidemiologist who has spent much of his career leading the battle against the disease, [...]

A Man’s Review of Sex and the City

Posted on 05. Jun, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Film

With all the buzz around Sex and the City, and how everyone kept telling me, ‘No! You’ll love it! Its amazing!’, I wanted to shed a little light on the topic from a man’s view. Before you start, this post is totally TL;DR.
Tuesday evening started like most evenings, minus me being sober at 8pm. I quickly discovered that this was my first mistake of the evening. My girlfriend and I were strolling into the movies, half debating what to see. I was pushing for The [...]

MS Paint Porn

Posted on 21. May, 2008 by spencer in Art, Idiocy, Lifestyle

While doing research for my last post (and, for the record, typing “jail rape” into a Google Image search counts as research here at Synthesis blog…hey, I just set precedent!!!), I happened to stumble on the best Web site on the internet.
MS Paint Porn (www.mspaintporn.net/) is just as its name implies: crudely rendered pornographic scenes drawn in MS Paint. Its categories run the expected (hardcore, softcore, oral, etc) to the more extreme (BSDM, anal, incest, etc.) to the TOTALLY AWESOME (Robot, Alien, Metaphysical, Pirate, etc.).

I know [...]

Lord Our Righteousness “Messiah” A Pervo Nut-job

Posted on 06. May, 2008 by some guy in Crime, Idiocy

The Lord Our Righteousness Church is a tiny apocalyptic offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventist Church and tallies about 50 lunatics out in “Strong City,” New Mexico. These people follow a man named Wayne Bent, also known as Michael Travesser, who claims to be the messiah. The group believed that the world was coming to an end October 31st, 2007 (what a disappointing Halloween that must have been). Apparently Bent was informed by God himself in 2000 that he was indeed the second coming of Christ, the “Messiah.”
The LORC was [...]

CSS Do It Donkey Style

Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by AJ in Blog, Music

I’m not exactly sure what Donkey Style is, but I’ve got a few guesses. Maybe the Brazilian kids in Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS) can help clue me in. The follow up to their 2006 self-titled release will be called Donkey and is set to hit stores July 21st.

CSS are probably best known for the track “Music Is My Hot Sex” which was featured in a nationally televised commercial for the iPod Touch, but this new album is headed in a different direction according to band member Lovefoxxx:
“[The first album, [...]

Japanese Jerk-Off Technology: True Sexual Innovation, or The End of Species Propegation?

Posted on 14. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, Idiocy, Lifestyle

Please excuse the pun, but I’ve never quite been able to wrap my head around jack-off machines. Who exactly were these made for? For those too busy to jerk themselves off? Too lazy? Those with fear of touching their own genitals? Personally speaking, I’ve never had a problem doing it manually, or with a partner, but I am apparently part of a predominant, yet shrinking market.

There are certainly Western-devised devices for similar methods of stress relief (I think my ex-roommate starred in one or two of those movies)…However, our Easterly [...]

And Now Synthesis Blog Presents: Turtle Porn

Posted on 04. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Comedy, Environment, Idiocy, Internet

Continuing our coverage of turtles partaking in HILARIOUS Human vices, we bring you TURTLES BOINKING.

Listen to them knock boots, er, shells. And the Noises at the end? Anyone else fighting the urge to excuse yourself and, uh, “take care of business?”
Thanks MusicismyBoyfriend Blog, that shit is tight. TURTLE POWER!

Sex Therapist Surveys Says 3 Minutes Is Plenty

Posted on 03. Apr, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog

When it comes to fucking, the modern mindset seems to be that anything less than an all-night sesh is a pathetic failure. However, a recent survey of sex therapists found that the optimal duration for intercourse is actually a relatively brief 3 to 13 minutes:
The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life. Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe that “more of [...]