Serge Gainsbourg — Histoire de Melody Nelson
Posted on 09. Mar, 2009 by some guy in Music, Sex
A caricature-looking Frenchman with a penchant for penning songs pertaining to lust, drugs and morbid infatuation, Serge Gainsbourg’s output from the late ‘50s through the 1970s remains a hallmark in the annals of sexual pop music.
Dentist Caught On YouPorn
Posted on 10. Dec, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Internet, Sex
This is great & makes me giggle. What this woman’s dentist thought was an innocent screen grab of a dental plan for his patient turned out giving her much more information that she wanted.
YouPorn is circled if you can’t see it, or visit here to see the full size. So don’t feel bad, dentists don’t always live the good life rollin’ in beamers, poppin’ bubbly and having amazing sex with their wives. They sit at home and watch YouPorn. So next time you get your teeth cleaned, here’s something for [...]
“I Want A Big O”
Posted on 09. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Internet, Politics, Sex
Forget Nailin’ Paylin, it’s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?
“Love your candidate, let him love you back!”
Next up:
“He’s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!”
Sex With Cars: WAT
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Sex
In the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets Death (Adam Corolla) a date with an awkward pet shop owner, Death and the girl go out to a coffee shop. The conversation goes quiet, and Death, trying to perk up the unbearable scilence, asks, “So, have you been on the internet? They’ve got some crazy things on that internet”. Death was undoubtedly talking about people that have sex with cars.
Mechaphiles, or people with a fetish towards machinery, are a quiet group of people in the sex world, but [...]
Miley Cyrus: Condom Spokeswoman?
Posted on 29. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy
So obviously some bigwigs over at Lifestyles (condom maker) have been searching the net recently. With the influx of all these TOWTALLY HAWTT!!1 Miley Cyrus semi-nudes, who else do you think would go to for possibly the sleaziest marketing campaign EVAR.
Lil’ miss ‘Hannah Montana’ has reportedly been offered a cool $1 million by LifeStyles Condoms to be their rep aimed at getting teens to use their product, the Daily News reports. Ironically, the report comes on the same day that more saucy private photos of Cyrus hit the Web, this [...]
PREDATOR.
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Crime, Idiocy, Internet
A 33-year-old man from Michigan wore his “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to meet what he thought was a 14-year-old girl for sex = major FAIL
Andy Dick A Mess, Again
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy, Sex
Last week Andy Dick got kicked out of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas because his pit bull bit a guest and he was a sloppy mess. Now he has some bigger problems on his plate: sex and drug charges. He was arrested in Riverside County for investigation of sexual battery and his drug use.
Dick, 42, was arrested around 2 a.m. this morning in a parking lot outside Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. He is being held on $5,000 bail. He probably isn’t going to get off too easy [...]
Can A Woman Be Fulfilled By A Man Post-Strap-On?
Posted on 13. Jun, 2008 by some guy in Sex
Over lunch today, a handful of us office cohorts (both male and female) found ourselves engaged in the topic of strap-on dildos. Our question was such:
If a bisexual woman is consistently satisfied by a female wearing a large (say 12 inch), ridged strap-on, is it reasonable to believe that they will be able to take the same satisfaction in sex with a man again? Anyone other than John Holmes or Lexington Steele, of course.
Opinions?
