Another Reason I’m Going to Hell
Posted on 17. Nov, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Politics
My ‘Going to Hell’ list has been building up over these last few years, and it’s starting to get as thick as War and Peace. Out of the 7 deadly sins, I’ve conquered just about all of them while simultaneously inventing 2 others. According to the Catholic church, on election day I added another notch to the metaphorical sin belt.
Yea, you guessed it. Fr. Jay Scott Newman of Greenville, SC, has called out to those who voted for President-Elect Obama, asking that they repent before continuing with their [...]
Hell Fuck Yeah! Spencer’s Back
Posted on 03. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Chico, Music
Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, my absence from Synthesis Blog. Over the next few days I will be recounting my harrowing journey (in between fascinating posts about pop stars getting busted for drugs, children with weird growths on their bodies [...]
Allena Ward: Touch Five, Get Six. Teacher-Student Sex Scandal Comes to a Head.
Posted on 19. Feb, 2008 by spencer in Crime, Idiocy, Lifestyle
When Allena Ward admitted to sexual misconduct with minors last September, I never thought the former Laurens County, South Carolina, middle school teacher would actually get 6 years in the big house. She took the adult out of adultery by meeting three 14 year old and two 15 year old students at restaurants, motels and school to do various deeds.
Although Solicitor Jerry Peace from the Eighth Circuit court believes Ward will serve 85 percent of the six-year term, she’ll probably be out in a year and a half; after all [...]
