Satan Plants More Dinosaur Bones To Trick Humans

Posted on 17. Mar, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Science

The devil’s at it again, this time planting into the ground the skull of a giant sea creature that–if such a thing were possible–could crush an SUV.

Researchers say the marine reptile, which measured an impressive 15m (50ft) long, had a bite force of about 45 tonnes (33,000lbs) per square inch.
The creature’s partial skull was dug up last summer in the Arctic archipelago of Svalbard by a Norwegian-led team.
Dubbed “Predator X”, it patrolled the oceans some 147 million years ago.
Its jaws may have been more powerful than those of a [...]

Zappa On Crossfire Pt. 1 – 1986

Posted on 19. Nov, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Idiocy, Music, Politics

Watch Frank Zappa go to town on conservative DC columnist John Lofton on a Crossfire from 1986. The debate came at the forefront of censorship in the music industry.

Website of the Day: Pundit Kitchen

Posted on 23. Oct, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog

Pundit Kitchen, a division of the Cheezeburger Network (FAIL Blog, I Can Has… etc.), is a typical Lol Cats style image board based around the metaphorical porta-potty that is the US Political scene. I stumbled upon it today, and am about 10 pages deep in teh lulz. In typical fashion, the site has their ultra high tech LOL Builder to make your own.

A Prophecy to Unfold on April 23rd 2008?

Posted on 21. Apr, 2008 by na3s in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Technology, War

Sometime in 2005 I made a journey to New Zealand. Most of the details of this trip are very irrelevant to the purpose of this post, so don’t mind as I skip to a certain story.
Me and a friend I was traveling with were hitch-hiking from Nelson Creek NZ (after visiting the Nelson Creek Skateboard factory) to a remote town also on the South Island of New Zealand. It was raining, damn hard and freaking cold. A kind, yet eccentric man pulled over and offered us a well-recieved ride. His [...]

Why Rep. Monique Davis is Still the Worst Person in the World

Posted on 11. Apr, 2008 by AJ in Blog, Politics

Didn’t you hear? Last week an Illinois Christian priest was derided and reprimanded by a state representative in front of the House State Government Administration Committee for spreading a philosophy that’s dangerous to children.
Oh wait, I’m sorry. It wasn’t a priest. It was an atheist who objected the government dishing out 1 million dollars to a Pilgrim Baptist Church in Chicago, and he was met with the following response from Rep. Monique Davis (D).
Davis: I’m trying to understand the philosophy that you want to spread in the state of Illinois. [...]

Heidi Montag, Satan & Idiots Endorse John McCain For President

Posted on 08. Apr, 2008 by Bill in Apocalypse, Blog, Idiocy, Paid, Politics

Hills star / spawn of Satan / Hollywood star Heidi Montag told Us Weekly “I’m voting for John McCain, I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Montag then minimized her endorsement and refered to herself in the third person saying “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”
In what might possibily be scarer news John McCain admits to Time magazine that he watches The Hills: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The [...]

Gorgoroth

Posted on 09. Jan, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Film, Lifestyle, Music

Gorgoroth frontman Gaahl is probably the most metal person on earth. Period. The clip is from the 2005 documentary Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey.
Interviewer: What is the primary ideology or the primary ideals the fuel Gorgorth’s music?
Gaahl: Satan
Interviewer: What does Satan embody, what does he represent?
Gaahl: Freedom
Interviewer: Whether we like it or not, black metal in Norway is known for a string of events that happened in the early 1990s around a series of arsons. I’m interested to know your thoughts on those events, whether you agree with them [...]

Is Hotel California on some Satanic Shit or What?

Posted on 27. Sep, 2007 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle, Music, Science

So last night I was trying to explain to Surrogate frontman Chris Keene over some cans of Schlitz the part in the Eagles’ “Hotel California” where , if you play it backwards, it talks about Satan organizing his own religion and about how on the inside cover of the LP, Anton Lavey can be seen kicking back looking all satanic and shit. But his dubiousness made me doubt my conviction on this matter. After all, my original research on this matter was conducted in the pre-internet dark ages, sitting [...]