Joe Biden Kinda Sucks
Posted on 28. Jul, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics
It’s not too big a secret that Synthesis supports the current administration. For God’s sake, we tried our best to slander the living daylights out of McCain and Palin , and I for one think we did a damn god job of it.
Joe Biden, on the other hand, has been quietly blowing it consistently since he’s been sworn in to office. It’s almost like he’s trying to one-up Dan Quayle. Faux News has kindly reported a ‘fair and balanced’ list of all the ways he’s been fucking [...]
How Obama Got Elected: Media Malpractice
Posted on 09. Jan, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy, Internet, Politics
Let’s beat this dead horse til it cries uncle.
The Republicans are getting a little pissed off about Obama taking the White House, and rightfully so. They pulled the biggest blunder the American public has ever witnessed by throwing Sarah Palin on a virtually perfect reincarnation of Ronald Reagan and blew the election bigger than the Dem’s 2004 John Kerry mishap. With the feeling of shame and guilt, they’re going after the ‘damn liberal media’, blaming them for McCain’s loss.
The upcoming documentary entitled Media Malpractice is focused on revealing [...]
Proof That Sarah Palin Is A Cartoon Character
Posted on 08. Dec, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
Sorry about beating a really, really dead horse here, but I’ve been trying to think who Palin has been reminding me of. Like a gift from above, I found this circling the web today… it turns out that she sounds exactly like the mom from Howey Mandel’s old cartoon, Bobby’s World.
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You can’t have ’slaughter’ without the LAUGHter!
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by dain in Comedy, Food Bites, Idiocy
I hoped that since the election was over that I wouldn’t have to listen to that twatwaffle Palin spew her verbal diarrhea anymore. I was incorrect – at least this is about the funniest most surreal thing I’ve experienced all week. Good job, Sarah.
(AP) Gov. Sarah Palin has granted the traditional Thanksgiving pardon to one lucky turkey, but the video that shocked some viewers captured what was happening in the background.
As she answered questions Thursday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery outside Wasilla cameras from the Anchorage Daily [...]
What We Learned from the 2008 Election: Alaskans Are Complete Idiots
Posted on 05. Nov, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
In the first of what may or may not be a continuing series (depending on how motivated I get and how long I can stomach beating the dead horse that is the 2008 election) I bring you one of the more salient, yet so far underreported lessons learned from this election: that people in Alaskan are either totally in denial or completely batshit insane.
First, we got to meet their Governor, who was supposedly “the most popular governor in America” according to her constituents. However, the rest of the country didn’t [...]
Political Intelligence
Posted on 04. Nov, 2008 by some guy in Comedy, Idiocy, Politics, Videos
Here’s a few really smart people from Ohio and their take on Barack Obama.
Joe McCain Calls 911 To Complain About Traffic, Withdraws From Brother’s Campaign After Figuring Out He’s a Complete Moron
Posted on 27. Oct, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
John McCain and running mate Sarah Palin love to talk about their fondness for Average Joes – Joe the Plumber, Joe Sixpack, et al – but when it comes to not-so-average Joes, in this case McCain’s brother Joe McCain, they’re probably not so positive at this point. There was first Joe McCain’s off the cuff comment about Northern Virginia being “communist country,” which probably won’t help his brother’s seemingly losing effort in to carry perennially red-state Virginia. Even more damning however, was his recent call to 911 to complain about [...]
