Journal of a Siberian Tiger
Posted on 23. Jul, 2009 by Tobias in Comedy, Idiocy
July 3rd, 2006: Ate a Siberian moose. It made some pathetic dying noises but I’m an insatiable killing machine so I chewed it until it died.
August 22nd, 2006: Just realized I’m still an eight and a half foot long bundle of fur and murder. Ate another moose.
October 17th, 2006: Visited local village, ate a couple human babies. For some reason I’m reminded of uncooked McNuggets. I don’t understand why they get so upset.
December 25th, 2006: Found a man in a red suit with some deer. Ate him and his deer [...]
Russian Academic Sets 2010 Date for American “Disintegration”
Posted on 29. Dec, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse, Politics
Igor Panarin, the dean of Russia’s Foreign Ministry school for future diplomats, has been predicting the decline of the United States for awhile, but suddenly, people are starting to take him seriously:
Nailin’ Paylin
Posted on 15. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Film, Lifestyle, Politics, Sex
Larry Flynt went through with it. “Nailin’ Paylin,” brought to you by Hustler, has just released some publicity shots and they are… well, look for yourself.
My personal favorite:
Larry Flynt & Sarah Palin
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Film, Politics, Sex
Porn producer, Larry Flynt, is making a porno all about the one and only Sarah Palin. The search on Craigslist, yes seriously, has ended. Flynt found his leading lady and the movie is now in pre-production.
“Nailin’ Paylin” has been put on rapid production so it arrives within the next month before the election. There are plans for a threeway with Hilary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann (SEE BELOW), who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene (a flashback) “young Paylin’s [...]
Russia and Venezuela set for Weekend Bonding Session
Posted on 26. Sep, 2008 by Travis in Apocalypse, Politics, War
Maybe it’s just me, but America has been constantly digging itself into a deeper world of shit the past few years…We are still fighting a war that was declared “accomplished” in May 2003, We left thousands of American citizens stranded in the south after a natural disaster, and now the government about to spend $700 billion to bail out private investment (that adds to the over $9 trillion we are alrady in debt). With all this shit going here at home, Americans have become very apathetic to world issues. I [...]
Blogging in the Age of Google and The Fucking of Things, Including the Country Known as Russia, In the Face
Posted on 22. Sep, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog
The reason some people consider the Internet to be SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, is when you really start analyzing the the viral nature of memetics, and factor in the algorithms and indexing that goes into the rankings of results on search engines, which in turn direct the worldwide flow of internet traffic, you can really start to see how tiniest of things can really make the difference between WIN and FAIL on the internets, especially when you’re trying to get some money out of the deal for yourself.
As an example, take [...]
Your Daily Sarah Palin Related Post
Posted on 12. Sep, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
Sarah Palin may be ready to bomb Russia, but she still needs to learn how to hide her complete ignorance of foreign policy a little better. Oh yeah, I forgot, actually being intelligent in politics these days is a bad thing, it makes you an “elitist” or if you’re black, “uppity.”
Russia Keeps Getting Pissed
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in War
With their recent pwning of Georgia, the Russian bear has awakened from a two-decade hibernation to rattle its sabers at the United States, threating to go “beyond diplomacy” in response to the recent US-Polish agreement on building a strategic missile shield in Poland’s, just 115 miles from Russian soil:
Russia says its response to the further development of a U.S. missile shield in Poland will go beyond diplomacy.Russia’s Foreign Ministry issued a statement saying the U.S. missile shield plans are clearly aimed at weakening Russia.
The U.S. says the missile defense system [...]
