Dumb People Trying To Be Smart

Posted on 19. Sep, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Apocalypse, Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Videos

Nothing irks me more than retarded people who make up retarded shit. But it is ten times funnier when the retarded person is freaking out about rainbows in the sprinkler.

AAAAAnd if you sit through that whole video… you are now retarded.

Tomorrow: Tim Fite’s “Fair Ain’t Fair” out on Anti- Records

Posted on 05. May, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Music

My desk is looking pretty retarded right now. I know, I know, you can’t say “retarded” any more, it’s insensitive, but honestly, my desk looks a bit slow…like it occasionally tries to eat its own shoulder when it gets excited. In its bloated stupor, my desk is currently keeping the location of Tim Fite’s new album, “Fair Ain’t Fair” a secret from me.
It’s kinda pissing me off, but much like a child with autism, you can’t get mad at the desk; it’s not it’s fault it’s being difficult. I [...]

Team Saucony Sports: No Helmet Required

Posted on 10. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Sports

Last week, Team Saucony wrote me a nice little note, telling me about their web site, www.teamsaucony-originals.com. The site focuses on Saucony’s sponsorship of alternative team sports, the ones “that don’t require cleats, pads or helmets.” That’s totally up my alley. The reason why I got into music in the first place was because I could not for the life of me catch a football or shoot a basket. The first day of little league I got a black eye while they were trying me out as a pitcher. No [...]