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Super Bowl Not Your Thing??

Posted on 22. Jan, 2009 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, TV, Videos

It’s puppy day in the Synthesis office! Don’t feel like watching the Cardinals and Steelers dish it out on Super Bowl Sunday? Then flip the tube to Animal Planet for Puppy Bowl V! Follow @animalplanet on Twitter and catch up on the last four years of Puppy Bowl madness! Check out the Animal Planet Web site to see the new recruits and starting line-up! Vote for a “Fan Favorite” pup

Jobs Are For Suckers

Posted on 14. Nov, 2008 by spencer in Chico

Today on the way to work I witnessed a really heartwarming scene: Emerging victoriously from the pawn shop, a bedraggled, toothless bum carrying a Fender Squier practice amplifier in one hand and a green Stratocaster in the other. His ginormous, tooth-barren smile was the kind that a child gives when they get their first puppy, or when an octogenarian wins the lottery. Dude was stoked to get his gear out of hock; if he had a free hand I would have given him a high five right there on the [...]

Synthesis Animal of The Day: The Naked Mole Rat

Posted on 03. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Apocalypse, Art, Idiocy

The naked mole rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, or desert mole rat is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa and the only species currently classified in genus Heterocephalus. It is notable for its eusocial lifestyle, nearly unique among mammals (only the Damaraland mole rat shares the trait), and for a highly unusual set of physical traits that enables it to thrive in a harsh, underground environment; including a lack of pain sensation in its skin, and a nearly cold-blooded metabolism.

Anybody else resisting the [...]

The David Motari Backlash Is Making Me Want to Throw Myself Off A Cliff

Posted on 05. Mar, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Comedy, Internet, Lifestyle, Politics

Seriously. Having to sit here all day and approve comments on the David Mortari post (of which there are almost 100) is making me feel physically ill. Shit like:
“I am posting this to give David Mortari That I live very close to where his Mother lives. If he lives there I will find him at some point and I will let him know what it is like to be defenseless”
“i hope this faggot gets thrown off the cliff and hear him scream for his life”
“I’d grab your testicles and castrate [...]

Hypocrisy, Meme Wars, and the Great Puppy Conspiracy

Posted on 04. Mar, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet, Politics, Videos

In the midst of what is quickly becoming Puppygate 2008, it is interesting (to me at least) to note that, many of the same internet-dwellers that believe 9/11 was an engineered event meant to shift the will of the general population in favor of a certain socio-political viewpoint, are so quick to vouch for the authenticity of a grainy, unsourced YouTube clip. I’m not saying its NOT real, however, I’m definitely not gonna say it is. As the above video points out, remember not so long ago the whole [...]

Puppy Killer makes CNN

Posted on 04. Mar, 2008 by Fletch in Internet, Videos

Just for emphasis, we’re blogging about this again. And AGAIN. BECAUSE IT’S WRONG! Recent outrage over a video showing a Marine killing a puppy has led to an Military Investigation of the incident. And now he made CNN, congratulations, you are the most hated person in the world. He will be eaten alive by rabid puppy’s in the depths of Hell.