Did You Know? John McCain Is Winning The Internet?
Posted on 01. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet
Proof:
Just now I was rereading my glorious pwning of John McCain from yesterday on this here blog, when I noticed not one but TWO John McCain for President Banners in the direct vicinity, basically drowning out my opinion with their patriotic overtones and team-building pleasantries.
Damn.
Like War? Want MOAR? Vote for John McCain!
Posted on 30. Jan, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Comedy, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle
During a recent campaign speech in Florida, John McCain warned the crowd “I’m sorry to tell you, there’s going to be other wars. We will never surrender but there will be other wars.” How’s that for optimism? According to political pundit and former Republican Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan, a vote for McCain is basically a vote for war with Iran.
“You get John McCain in the White House, and I do believe we will be at war with Iran. There’s no doubt John McCain is going to be a war [...]
Fred Thompson Finally Figures It Out
Posted on 22. Jan, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Internet, Lifestyle
Fred Thompson announced today that he is dropping out of the race for President, after finishing a distant 45345th in the South Carolina primary, behind Mickey Mouse, Ron Paul, Pope John Paul, and John Paul Jones among others. Lucky for us though, his campaign will forever be remembered for leaving us possibly the most annoying YouTube video EVAR. Seriously, try to watch the whole thing. I dare you. I was gonna make a joke about “Heath Ledger tried to watch it earlier today” but then I thought that might be [...]
Now He’s Only Got 98 Problems
Posted on 10. Dec, 2007 by Daniel Taylor in Music
Depending on who you ask, Jay-Z is set to quit/was already fired as President of Def Jam Recordings:
A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: “He wanted big, big money from the owners Universal Music and that was way out of sync with the realities of today’s record business. “L.A. Reid, the Chief Executive Officer of Island/ Def Jam Records, and his boss Doug Morris have found Jay-Z’s demands excessive in light of the amount of time he’s spent on tour. “Everyone knows he’s not around the office [...]
California is Stoked on Big Business
Posted on 13. Nov, 2007 by spencer in Music
God bless them, I really hope we elect Big Business as President of the United States in 2008. I think they’re running under the Melt Your Fucking Face Big Business/Melvins ticket.
When I see Big Business the only adjective I can think of is “presidential.”
Damn, I guess W really lowered the bar for that.
If you’re a Californian, you have 3 opportunities to check out Big Biz and Isis next week. Don’t blow it.
Hey Interpals!
Been having some trouble with the Myspace show posting thing, they wouldn’t let us [...]
Stephen Colbert for President
Posted on 16. Oct, 2007 by Bill in Lifestyle
He’s been hinting at it for a while now and it’s just been made official – Stephen Colbert just announced that he’s running for President in 2008. Yes, President. It’s beautiful and he’s funnier than all the other candidates combined.
He’ll be running as both a Democrat and a Republican and plans on sweeping both sides of the ballot.
Our inside sources are telling us that he’s considering a variety of potential running mates but he’s actually his own front runner for the VP slot. So it’s looking like Colbert/Colbert 2008.
‘President to undergo medical procedure; Cheney to take powers’
Posted on 20. Jul, 2007 by giraffebutt in Blog, Internet
Don’t worry America. The leader of our country is only getting his pooper inspected.
“WASHINGTON (AP) – President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said.”
(quote taken from www.9news.com)
A colonoscopy is a procedure that allows a doctor to poke around inside your colon to look for hidden treasure or video game cheats or ulcers or weird growths and , you know, ‘waste’. Poop. Excrement. Or actually, since it isn’t outside the body yet… increment? [...]
This is why I don’t talk politics
Posted on 20. Jul, 2007 by Dallas VonKillbot in Art, Blog, Idiocy
Oh those crazy politicians… lets see what they’re up to on the first enstallment of This is Why I Don’t Talk Politics.
It was quoted last week that Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton was acting like a man to try to extend herself to the male population. Ever since then, I’ve been slightly more freaked out than normal watching the news… but thats not even close to how violated I feel now.
Cast in resin and bearing ample cleavage, a bust of the New York Democrat was unveiled this week at the [...]
