Hillary Clinton to “support” Obama on Saturday.
Posted on 04. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Snowboarding
Word from the Hillary Clinton camp is that she is going to FINALLY fuck off and back Barack Obama on Saturday. But I think we all know the truth: she is making her play to become his running mate as Vice President.
The country did pretty fucking well while Ol’ Bill Clinton was getting his cock sucked by slightly overweight slags in the Oval Office for 8 years, so having an Obama/Clinton ticket could do pretty well. Not because people want Hillary in the White House, but because they want Barack [...]
Barack Obama
Posted on 04. Jun, 2008 by spencer in Lifestyle, Politics
YES.
The first black man to be elected the Democratic Presidential Nominee. YES.
Dick Cheney’s Stunna-nunna-nunnas: Naked Woman in His Sunglasses? Not freaking likely.
Posted on 11. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Fashion, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Music
I know you’ve been waiting on baited breath for Synthesis to chime in on the latest blog craze: “Is There A Naked Woman Reflected in VP Cheney’s Sun Glasses??? OMG!!!”
I’m no stranger to conspiracy theories (I even subscribe to a few myself), but let’s weigh the likelihood of the naked-lady-in-the-glasses theory in like this. Here’s what would need to happen:
1. Dick Cheney, hanging with a naked woman.
2. The hired photographer taking an official photograph of Cheney with a Naked Woman just hanging out by the side.
3. Secret security just hanging [...]
McCain Versus Letterman
Posted on 01. Apr, 2008 by Bill in Blog, Politics
John McCain and David Letterman exchanged insults in a duel roast monologue in his return visit to The Late Show With David Letterman
From the NY Times:
“He looks like the guy at the hardware store who makes the keys,” he said, according to a transcript provided by CBS. “He looks like the guy who can’t stop talking about how well his tomatoes are doing. He looks like the guy who goes into town for turpentine. He looks like the guy who always has wiry hair growing out of new places. He [...]
Vote Little Hillary for President
Posted on 27. Mar, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet, Politics, Videos
Who needs bee costumes when you got Chilean midgets in drag dancing with dudes in bondage masks? As our homie C Bloom would say, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton ain’t no punk.
Ralph Nader is Running for President (again…)
Posted on 24. Feb, 2008 by Bill in Lifestyle, Politics
Shocker.
Even though countless people have begged him to stay out Ralph Nader said he’s running for President as a third party candidate. 73 year old Nader is running under the idea to “shift the power from the few to the many.” Sounds great on paper right?
Mike Huckabee enjoyed reminding CNN that Nader’s past runs have shown that he pulls votes from the Democrat and said “So naturally, Republicans would welcome his entry into the race.” Thanks for the reminder Mike…
Nader added “If the Democrats can’t landslide the Republicans this [...]
Michael Bloomberg Sounding An Awful Lot Like a Presidential Candidate
Posted on 14. Feb, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle
New York City Mayor, and self proclaimed “not a candidate” for President came out swinging against the recently passed economic stimulus legislation today, saying that the $600-$12oo rebate checks to be paid to American taxpayers as part of the stimulus is “like giving a drink to an alcoholic”
“Nobody wants to sit there and say, ‘Well there’s no easy solution,”‘ Bloomberg said. “They want to send out a check to everybody to stimulate the economy. I suppose it won’t hurt the economy but it’s in many senses like giving a drink [...]
Happy Super Tuesday
Posted on 05. Feb, 2008 by spencer in Art
Kucinich ‘08 motherfucker. Also known as wasting my own goddamn time.
