The Citizen’s Guide to Surviving Police Encounters
Posted on 04. Dec, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
Thanks to Stumble Upon, I get super important survival tips on how to survive incidents when I come across various authority figures: cops, zombies, etc. In today’s recent visit through the internetz, I came across a particularly humorous low-budget video telling me about how to deal with the fuzz when I’ve got pot in the car. The first 10 minutes or so made me seriously uncomfortable due to the awkwardness of the whole scene. I dunnow, take a look for yourself; and as the old dude in the [...]
Slightly Stupid Are… Well, You Know
Posted on 13. Nov, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy, Music
This is a huge shocker. Pot rockers Slightly Stupid were caught at the Canadian Border with over 9000 pounds of pot, some shrooms and about 12 glass bongs. The result? A $5,000 fine and some autographed C.D.s for the officer’s kids. Fucking shocker, amIright?!
All puns on the band name aside, when Slightly Stoopid passed through the U.S./Canadian border recently, they gave customs (and us) something to write home about: they were caught with an eye-raising amount of marijuana and paraphernalia — a whole three [...]
Dear Red States
Posted on 28. Oct, 2008 by rene in Apocalypse, Environment, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics
Please feel free to add your own stats and comments!
Dear Red States:
We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware,
that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We
get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the [...]
Marijuana Grow House Found in Mall of America
Posted on 27. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Crime
How much more American can you get? This is the Mall of America, combined with American’s love for both undermining Federal laws and mooching resources from others.
I can’t believe someone got away with this, but the mall is known for being unnecessarily huge with it’s 4 floors, 2.5 million sq. ft. and 500+ shops (half of which are Starbucks). There’s limited facts about the case, but here’s the overview:
MIAMI – The Drug Enforcement Administration discovered something unexpected in the Mall of the Americas.
DEA agents found a hydroponics [...]
We Ate All The Brownies!
Posted on 21. Jul, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Crime, Idiocy
This guy is ridiculous PLUS he’s a COP. “What’s the score on the Red Wings game?”
There Will Be Bud
Posted on 15. Jul, 2008 by Bill in Film, Videos
I CLEAR YOUR BONGRIP! I CLEAR IT UP!
Lulz IM
Posted on 08. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy
I found this mildly amusing, but I have a strange feeling this conversation took place in a past life of mine.
It’s Going Down at SDSU
Posted on 06. May, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Crime, How's Business, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Paid
There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in “Operation Sudden Fall”. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently enough for one of the Theta Chi bros to send out mass text messages to his “faithful” customers advertising a sale on cocaine.
Check out the confiscated items list: four pounds of cocaine, 50 pounds of [...]
