#1 Reason Why Being a Pop Star is Like Being Feudal Age Royalty: Katie Lee Joel

Posted on 02. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Music, TV

There are plenty of reasons to become a pop star (free drugs, high-profile arrests, your mug plastered in insensitively snide blogs), but one of the foremost is being able to marry a totally hot young wife, then 20 years later, marry another totally hot young wife.
Let’s face it, Billy Joel was a great pop writer in his day, but he hasn’t put out anything memorable since he “retired from pop music” with River of Dreams in 1993…(and between you and I, that album wasn’t all that stellar). But [...]