Video Matt Is Pissed At Pete Wentz
Posted on 07. Jan, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
I think it’s safe to say we don’t have an excessive amount of love for most of the up and coming emo-pop-synth-rockers around the office. It’s probably because we’re either A. too pretentious to admit when a group of 18 year olds writes a hook that we wish we would have thought of, or B. we’re too fucking old to understand what’s hip these days. The one shining light for all things pop-punk related here has always been our little Video Matt, who’s taken on a certain level of [...]
World’s Most Awkward MTV Moment Ever
Posted on 23. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy, Music, TV
This clip is from Pete Wentz’ new MTV Show, FNM. One of their casting directors really blew it, as they decided to have some big Jonas Brothers thing on the same night as they premiered Slipknot’s new video, Psychosocial. At about 7:49 in the clip, you can see the most priceless reaction ever from 3 girls that are scared shit less.
Augustana Interview on Synthesis.net
Posted on 17. Jun, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Music
When I first met the dudes in Augustana back in early 2005, they had just got done recording their debut record, All the Stars and Boulevards and were embarking on their first-ever honest-to-god tour. They were green, to say the least, but even on that first tour, you could definitely see why they were an A&R guy’s wet dream: they had hooks for days, a smooth but authentic sound, and the obligatory handsome frontman in Dan Layus. I, of course, had my doubts as to whether they would gain any [...]
Final Proof That Pete Wentz Can Maintain an Erection
Posted on 29. May, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle, Music
Though Fall Out Boy chairman and overall winnar of the music world Pete Wentz’s penis has been widely seen on the internetz, there was as of yet no HARD evidence that his use of anti-anxiety pills hadn’t made his rock as soft as his band’s. Now however, comes the announcement that Pete Wentz has won his very own fuck trophy with his new wife Ashlee Simpson:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. [...]
OMG OMG OMG! Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Engaged!
Posted on 10. Apr, 2008 by AJ in Blog, Idiocy, Music
Rumors have been circling for a while, but now the truth has been confirmed and fifteen-year-old, emo-core, teenyboppers everywhere will be slitting their wrists today.
As reported on friendsorenemies.com:
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to [...]
They let her reproduce!!??!!
Posted on 18. Jul, 2007 by SporkGirl in Blog, Hit The Deck, Idiocy, Lifestyle
Will the world be looking forward to a lip syncing, hoe-down dancing, sugar-we’re-DEFINITELY-going-down bobbit? The world is shocked amid reports that Ashlee Simpson and squeeze Pete Wentz actually tried sex, let alone succeeded in creating the most doomed child since dear little Suri Cruise. It’s been said that they’re keeping things quiet (surprise, surprise) but that Pete pulled the ultimate romantic gesture and and went down, down, in an earlier round on one knee and popped the big question. Poor child.
With a mother following closely in the footsteps of Brittany [...]
