You can’t have ’slaughter’ without the LAUGHter!
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by dain in Comedy, Food Bites, Idiocy
I hoped that since the election was over that I wouldn’t have to listen to that twatwaffle Palin spew her verbal diarrhea anymore. I was incorrect – at least this is about the funniest most surreal thing I’ve experienced all week. Good job, Sarah.
(AP) Gov. Sarah Palin has granted the traditional Thanksgiving pardon to one lucky turkey, but the video that shocked some viewers captured what was happening in the background.
As she answered questions Thursday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery outside Wasilla cameras from the Anchorage Daily [...]
Palin Didn’t Know Africa Was A Continent
Posted on 06. Nov, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics
Read: This country was just under 200 electoral votes away from seriously FAILING.
Before I get into this, let me note the Palin posts will be dwindling sometime soon, but this was just too good not to blog.
Fox news has conveniently released this information a day after the elections, which is probably for the best. It’s been wildly reported by Palin’s aides that when discussing Africa in her room one day, she told her staff that the thought Africa was just a country. Furthering the polar bear’s lack of [...]
Who’s Nalin Paylin’?
Posted on 04. Nov, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
Yea, that’s right, the porno (correct spelling, too). In honor of both the democratic process in full speed today, as well as me being a creeper that probably watches too much porn, I have uncovered the script for the upcoming Larry Flynt pornographic film. So far, ‘Sarra’ has made sweet love to a couple of Russians, Hillary Clinton and Coni Rice… nice.
Use this as motivation to go vote today. I mean, no matter which way you vote you’re either keeping this MILF around or retiring her as [...]
Apparently Obama is a Muslim Terrorist. Damn.
Posted on 14. Oct, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics
Did you know that Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein? Did you know he is both a Christian and a Muslim? Did you know he is a certified terrorist? Yea, I didn’t know these things either. Luckily people standing in line waiting for a McCain rally informed us of these horrible, TOTALLY TRUE qualities about our next President Senator Obama. I’ll tell you, man, old white ladies sure have figured everything out… well, besides how to get their homes from foreclosure because of [...]
Palin Found Guilty in Troopergate Scandal
Posted on 13. Oct, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics
I’m a little late to hop on this, but as of Oct. 11th, Sarah Palin was found guilty in her infamous Troopergate scandal. Imagine that: a self described ‘pit bull with lipstick’ got drunk with power and miss-allocated resources… whodda thunk it? As for what the punishment will be, I’m guessing the McCain camp will just put her outside for a bit, call her a bad dog and then rub her belly when she’s learned her lesson. Here’s an edited version of a News.com story, full [...]
My First and Second Impression of the Vice Presidential Debate: Palin is Bush in a Skirt, and She’s Going To Win
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by spencer in Politics
First Impression: Sara Palin is Bush with breasts. Hot, supple breasts. I am convinced they were both created in the same pod: same silver tongue, same pandering to the simple folk majority, same pig-headed blindness to fact.
Second Impression: McCain/Palin is going to win. Easy. Why? Because there are more simple-minded adult-children in America than rational people who can think about the future. Did Palin actually imply that her ticket was THE VOICE FOR CHANGE? If you believe that, please punch yourself in the face until you lack the ability to [...]
Matt Damon is Scared of Palin
Posted on 11. Sep, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics
Matt Damon was interviewed for some reason regarding the upcoming presidential elections. In the clip, we see Damon struggling with coming to grips that there’s a good chance if elected, Palin will have the opportunity to take of this country (you know, due to McCain being like OVER 9000 years old).
Although the dude is just an actor, he makes some valid points on the topic. The facts are that the woman has made serious attempts to ban books (see the full list after the jump) like [...]
