Michael Phelps Bong Photo Gets 8 People Arrested
Posted on 10. Feb, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Sports
Apparently people still give a rat’s ass about smoking pot, especially when it’s a dude that won about a billion gold metals at the Olympics. Between this current story, the local police’s threats about sending the Olympian to jail and Kelloggs revoking his sponsorship (neglecting the fact that the amount of sugar that they fortify those Frosted Flakes with is enough to send kids into a diabetic coma), Phelps is kind of getting the shit end of the stick here. You know who’s got it worse than him? [...]
It’s not fair that gymnasts get away with…
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by SanniSomebody in Blog, Fashion, Lifestyle
wearing scrunchies! AND ugly tights!!
yes, I know that collectively they look like the 8 year old girls who would normally sport such atrocity BUT don’t be fooled!
these bitches are grown ass women (well, maybe not the Chinese ones according to this here) and should be tried as so for continuously committing crimes of fashion.
CALLING ALL CARS!!!!
it’s not 1990 anymore people. yes, I know you were born the in the 90’s but I’m sorry, it’s shit is ridiculous.
Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin and the rest of you bitches need to pawn off [...]
Russia Keeps Getting Pissed
Posted on 20. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in War
With their recent pwning of Georgia, the Russian bear has awakened from a two-decade hibernation to rattle its sabers at the United States, threating to go “beyond diplomacy” in response to the recent US-Polish agreement on building a strategic missile shield in Poland’s, just 115 miles from Russian soil:
Russia says its response to the further development of a U.S. missile shield in Poland will go beyond diplomacy.Russia’s Foreign Ministry issued a statement saying the U.S. missile shield plans are clearly aimed at weakening Russia.
The U.S. says the missile defense system [...]
US Olympic Swimmer Eric Shanteau Has Testicular Cancer
Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Sports
Hell, didn’t stop Lance Armstrong, right? Yo Shanteau, keep it up man, you got serious balls for doing what you’re doing.
From AP:
ATLANTA (AP) — Olympic swimmer Eric Shanteau is heading to Beijing with a devastating diagnosis: He has testicular cancer.
In an exclusive interview with The Associated Press, Shanteau said he learned just a week before the Olympic trials in Omaha, Neb., that he had cancer. His doctors cleared him to compete in that meet and he surprisingly made the team in the 200-meter breaststroke, finishing second ahead of former [...]
USA Is Top Drug-Consuming Nation in the World. EAT IT, Netherlands!
Posted on 01. Jul, 2008 by ryan in Blog, Idiocy, Lifestyle
A new report in the online magazine PLos Medicine reveals that through surveys of Americans, 16.2 percent of Americans had tried cocaine at least once, and 42.4 percent had used marijuana, making us number one in the world for illegal drug use. This is in comparison to New Zealand, who came in a close second, where just 4.3 percent of study participants had used cocaine, and 41.9 percent marijuana.
In the Netherlands, where drug policy is more liberal than the United States, 1.9 percent of survey participants said they had [...]
The Most Beautiful Woman In The Universe
Posted on 26. Jun, 2008 by some guy in Blog, Sports
This is Allison Stokke. She’s a pole vaulter, and she just might be too good looking.
U.S. Names Olympic Basketball Team
Posted on 23. Jun, 2008 by some guy in Sports
Kobe Bryant, Jason Kidd, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Tayshaun Prince, Carlos Boozer, Chris Bosh, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, Michael Redd, Deron Williams.
Those would be the names of your coming US Olympic basketball team. Oddly absent would be a single Celtic, which will surely cause outrage on the East Coast. But let’s hope this bunch can right the US tradition of gold, as nothing else is deemed acceptable.
“The Hammer”
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Comedy, Consumption, Film, Idiocy, Lifestyle
“The Hammer” stars Adam Carolla and comes out on DVD June 24th. Basically Adam Carolla plays a lame forty-something who has been unemployed for like twenty years or something. He used to be an amateur boxer and is making his return to competitive boxing. He goes on a quest for Olympic gold and gets his ass beat. I think any Carolla fan will enjoy watching him get knocked out after that ridiculous stint on Dancing With The Stars. What was he thinking?! Loveline, The Man Show.. Dancing With The Stars??! [...]
