Suicidal Jackson Fans?
Posted on 30. Jun, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Idiocy, Music
I get it. MJ was (is?) essentially the most iconic figure in music ever… I realize he made Thriller. But honestly, attempting suicide over the dude’s death?! I find it so incredibly strange that somewhere on this planet prior to his death, people were sitting in their houses blasting Off The Wall 24/7 while worshiping a hair doll of Jacko. Do these people realize that he hasn’t made a socially relevant record since 95’s History? Do they forget the dude was a drug addict [...]
Celebrity Death Match 2009
Posted on 29. Jun, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Lifestyle
I’m sure you’re probably really looking forward to reading more about Michael Jackson dying last week. I mean, its not like every single person on every single stupid fucking social network, cable TV news channel, blog, or street corner has been talking about it non-stop since it happened.
Holy Shit, Michael Jackson is Dead
Posted on 25. Jun, 2009 by spencer in Apocalypse, Music
No fucking way? According to TMZ’s reports, yes fucking way. The King of Pop is Dead. Long live the King. Rest in peace Jacko, you had one hell of a ride.
From TMZ:
We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.
Once at the hospital, the staff [...]
Michael Jackson Isn’t Feeling The Recession
Posted on 07. Jan, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Internet, Lifestyle, Music
With stock prices bouncing up and down and the sub-prime mortgage crisis causing the value of homes to plummet, it’s a damn good time to have some extra cash laying around. Personally, if I had an extra couple million laying around I would just buy GM, get super hammered and drive Corvettes around on their testing tracks all day. What I wouldn’t do with an extra million is sign a $1.2 million lease on a house in L.A… but hey, that’s just me.
Michael Jackson decided to opt for [...]
Bigfoot…Ale
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy
For the literally tens of thousands of people looking up Bigfoot right now, I have a message. First to the ones who believe that the creature’s actual carcass was discovered: no way. I know for a fact that that’s a fake. Because I personally own the only bigfoot carcass in the world. I’ll let you see it, but first I have a bridge to sell you. Second to those who believe it’s a fake: duh.
All that quest for knowledge (or Quest For Fire, perhaps?) got you thirsty? Here’s a [...]
So What’s Up With Michael Jackson?
Posted on 03. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Music
Yesterday as Kirty South and I drove back from Olympia WA, HANDS DOWN THE WORST PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES (with a few notable exceptions), I got to select the playlist on his iPod. Between The Shaggs and Deerhoof songs, there was plenty of ’80s pop, with no fewer than three Michael Jackson songs strewn in there. Man, that dude could write and perform a song. Despite child-touching allegations and a two-decade long decline in productivity and popularity, you still gotta give it up for Michael as an artist.
This led [...]
If you want to wear my clothing, it don’t matter if you’re black or white
Posted on 13. Jun, 2008 by AClapp27 in Blog, Fashion, Idiocy, Music
The queen..ah..I mean KING of Pop, Michael Jackson, is rumored to be working with Ed Hardy designer, Christian Audigier, on a new clothing line. Is this the same guy that wore sequin gloves on ONE hand? As Dave Chappelle said, “He made thriller man…THRILLER.” Doesn’t really make me want to run and spend my hard earned cash on some crazy costume clothing made by a man that named his son Blanket. Sorry Ms. Jackson, but I am for real..I mean Mr. Jackson..DOOH! I am sure he is sitting [...]
