[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.] August 11th – 17th Aries You start this week strong with some transformational creative ability. Physical strength, service jobs and charitable causes remain at the [...]
Damnit. That’s what you get for not fully fact checking and especially paying close attention to dates. The lunar eclipse and satellite shoot-down madness already happened. No nuclear holocaust (awwwwww.). This slip-up makes this post even funnier and probably more idiotic, and certainly puts distress on my non-existent blogging reputation. I guess I could change [...]
Attention all West Coast Werewolf ass motherfuckers. Tonight when you walk out of the bar at last call, you will be looking at some cosmic gangsta shit. Recognize. Astronomers say the eclipse should be a beauty, but only people willing to stay up very late or set their alarm clocks for long after midnight will [...]
