Lulz of teh Day: Parents Television Council
Posted on 11. Mar, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Idiocy
Google Trends managed to again spark up a great deal of humor in my life today as I traced back the current #17 trend, the Parents’ Television Council, back to their roots. The group is apparently is pissed off at Family Guy for such minor issues as showing a menially handicapped horse killing deaf kids, said horse licking Peter’s ass in his sleep and depicting Stewie knowingly eating horse sperm in his cereal… no big deal, right?!
Besides being mad at a show that clearly has a track record (not [...]
Things That Are Dangerous
Posted on 05. Feb, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog, Idiocy
Front flipping off a roof on a bike to a downhill slope can be dangerous.
Also, keep in mind that mini-golf can be dangerous.
Last, remember that domestic violence can be very dangerous.
Website of the Day: Pundit Kitchen
Posted on 23. Oct, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Blog
Pundit Kitchen, a division of the Cheezeburger Network (FAIL Blog, I Can Has… etc.), is a typical Lol Cats style image board based around the metaphorical porta-potty that is the US Political scene. I stumbled upon it today, and am about 10 pages deep in teh lulz. In typical fashion, the site has their ultra high tech LOL Builder to make your own.
Two-Day Cat Eating Festival in Peru
Posted on 08. Oct, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog
When you think about eating cats, the first race of men that comes to mind are of course those legendary gormandizers of animals small and tall, the Chinese. However, it seems Peruvians have gone a step further than their trans-Pacific brethren by hosting a yearly, two-day Cat Eating Festival:
The ‘Gastronomical Festival of the Cat’ sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days. They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease. It is [...]
My Vote For This Year’s Darwin Awards…
Posted on 04. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse
… goes to this guy. Aside from natural selection being a proven way to weed out the morons, it’s just fucking hilarious to watch people FAIL. Here’s a little bit of lulz for your Monday, so cheers!
Best of Craigslist: 7/24/08
Posted on 24. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Internet
Guitarist of megalomaniacal (sic) speed seeks audience who won’t combust
I’d like to start this off by saying one thing: IF YOU DON’T LIKE GUITAR, IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY HISTORY OF CARDIAC INFIRMITY, OR IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY OF A WEAK DISPOSITION, HIT THE BACK BUTTON RIGHT AWAY.
But who doesn’t like guitar, right? I don’t think you understand. Jimi Hendrix played guitar. Groucho Marx played guitar. I think Winston Churchill might have played guitar. What I play is something different.
Picture a Verdi opera: 3 hours of music, some [...]
Jib Jab’s New Political Cartoon
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics, Videos
This is probably the most even handed cartoon I’ve seen, and one of the only ones that goes after Barak in an intelligent way. Check out the directions at the end of the video to get your face in the video, because that’s what I’mma do right now.
Stay tuned to see what Daniel Taylor’s face is like when he reads this blog.
Best Phone Message EVAR
Posted on 11. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Videos
This makes my life worth living; knowing there’s bigger tools out there than me.
