Nickelback Is The Lamest Band In The Universe
Posted on 09. May, 2008 by some guy in Blog, Idiocy, Music
I hold with the utmost contention that Nickelback is the indeed the lamest mainstream rock band of the last 25 years. Lamer than Creed, lamer than Poison, lamer than even Limp Bizkit. I’m listening to “Rockstar” right now, and I just can’t believe it. Is there no limit to Nickelback’s level of cheese? A sample of lyrics:
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that like to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha, ha) [...]
MySpace Space Censorship
Posted on 21. Mar, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog, Internet
Dear MySpace (Tom),
I think it’s cute / retarded how you put spaces in between the links that we send in messages. You win at most Poetic (mySPACE) / Pathetic Attempt at Censorship of 200Hate. www.My[space]lame[space].com/[space]censorshipthatiswack!!!!!!111
Damn the man. You all are getting too crazy with it.
