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Shaquille O’Neal To Lose Sheriff Badges

And just like that, the Shaquille O’Neal era of Maricopa County law enforcement has ended. After O’Neal lambasted Kobe Bryant in a “freestyle” rap, in which the word “nigga” was used, Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio stripped O’Neal of his ceremonial honors. The whole situation is ridiculous. Shaq was about as much of a cop […]

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U.S. Names Olympic Basketball Team

Kobe Bryant, Jason Kidd, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Tayshaun Prince, Carlos Boozer, Chris Bosh, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, Michael Redd, Deron Williams. Those would be the names of your coming US Olympic basketball team. Oddly absent would be a single Celtic, which will surely cause outrage on the East Coast. But let’s hope […]

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NBA Finals: Game 6 Part Two

So take my 10-15 point prediction and stack a heap of whooping on top and you’ve got the result from Boston. Los Angeles was downed 131-92 in the biggest clinching game mop-job in the history of the NBA Finals. Paul Pierce took home MVP, and the Celtics now hang their first banner since 1986. The […]

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NBA Finals: Game 6

In about 30 minutes, Game 6 of the NBA Finals will be under way, and let me tell you, the Lakers are going down. Boston’s gonna win by 10-15, and Kobe’s going to have a long and lonely flight back to LA.

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Paul Pierce Is A Faker

Here’s my take: Paul Pierce was grandstanding last night, plain and simple. For those that missed it, the Celtic star went down in a heap late in the game, clutching his knee as if he’d been hit by a car. After being carried off the court, Pierce emerged minutes later to a standing ovation, and […]

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Utah Jazz Even Up Series On the Lake Show

Despite blowing a 12 point lead in the final four minutes of the fourth quarter, the Utah Jazz took came up big in overtime, managing to knock off the Lakers in game four of the western conference semis and even the series at two games a piece. Bryant logged 33 points and 10 assists for […]

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Kobe Bryant Is Extremely Annoying

Yeah, I know he put up 49 points and 10 assists in Game 2 against the Nuggets. Yeah, I know he’s going to win MVP. But goddamn, couldn’t Kobe Bryant be just a little bit less annoying? Every time he pops his jersey in self-righteous exaltation I cant help but cringe and shout at the […]

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