Don’t Mess With Kevin Smith
Posted on 29. Jul, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Comedy, Film, Lifestyle, TV
As Comic-Con has descended upon San Diego, Screen Junkies has delightfully reminded us not to fuck with big ass Hollywood stars… people like Kevin Smith. I mean, come on! He wrote Clerks!
Check out how Smith verbally violates some jackass at 2008’s events, then go watch Clerks: The Animated Series. Yes, it’s real, it’s horrible, it only ran for 6 episodes and I have 2 copies of it. On the plus side, Charles Barkley is in 4 of those episodes, which is pretty fucking [...]
PTA Mom Caught Boning 13-year-old Boy
Posted on 16. Dec, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Blog
Police arrested Joan Tuckruskye after allegedly finding her in the backseat of a parked car with a 13-year-old boy. Both of them, police said, were partially unclothed.
Kevin Smith is the WINNAR
Posted on 06. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Film
Kevin Smith’s new film, “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”, looks like a big win to me. The flick follows Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks’ attempt to bring themselves out of debt by shooting amateur porn. After killing it with Clerks 2 (and finally washing Jersey Girl behind him), I’m pretty sure that he can do no wrong.
Recently the film was screened for the soul sucking MPAA, who stamped a fat NC-17 rating on it. Making minimal cuts, Smith won his appeal to drop the rating to R. [...]
Four Days after SXSW and Me Feet Still Hurt
Posted on 20. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, SXSW
I remember my first South by Southwest experience pretty well, considering the whole kid in a candy store / free music, free booze thing that happens in Austin TX every March. But the one thing I remember most was how much my feet hurt after the second day, and how happy I was when I visited the Riot Act Media party and found out that they were giving away free shoes. Saucony Jazz sneakers. I had brought nice-looking, but ill-fitting kicks with me, and once slipping into a pair of [...]
