Blink 182 Finally Realizes That No One Gives a Shit about +44 or Angels and Airwaves
Posted on 09. Feb, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Music
somehow, somewhere, someone still gives a shit about Blink 182.
Zeitgeist Part II: Prepare to Feel Worse
Posted on 19. Jan, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Apocalypse, Internet
o by now everyone on the internet has, or at least SHOULD have, seen Zeitgeist, that viral video explaining how Jesus is really just Horus which is really just sun worship, 9-11 was an inside job, and that we’re all gonna get mircrochipped.
One Way In Which I Was Incredibly Useful Yesterday
Posted on 26. Aug, 2008 by spencer in Art
I love looking at other people’s bumper stickers while on tour. First I see Calvin peeing on something (Osama, Ford, The Oakland A’s) and the next car I see him praying to Jesus.
Fuck it. Calvin Dreams of Self-Fulfilled Golden Showers.
Synthesis’ Cutest Lil Survivor Of The Day
Posted on 15. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Apocalypse
Who’s Synthesis cutest lil’ survivor of the day? Whooz SynTASis Cootest ‘lil survivor of the day? WHo is it? Is it YOU? Yes you are! You cute lil thing you!
Actually, this little guy is cuter and MORE POWERFUL THAN JESUS.
Koala bearing up after car ordeal
A koala has survived being hit by a car and then dragged for several miles with its head stuck in the vehicle’s front grill, officials in Australia say.
They say the male koala was found with his bottom sticking out of the grill of a [...]
Immaculate Infection, 4/7/08; J. Edgar Hoover, Martin Luther King Jr. and States’ Rights by Mad Bob
Posted on 03. Apr, 2008 by spencer in Apocalypse, Politics
[Synthesis blog once again brings you the philosophy of Synthesis Weekly columnist Mad Bob. With no further adieu, we present to you Immaculate Infection.]
Beauty, Paranoia and Black Holes
J. Edgar Hoover: J. Edgar Hoover was the former head of the FBI and a severely sinister and creepy individual. He was twisted and power-hungry and would stop at nothing to increase his own influence and prestige. He built the FBI into a potent law enforcement tool but he also used that potency to achieve his own selfish and strange gains.
One of the [...]
‘Tis The Season. My Top 10 favorite Jesus Jokes. Happy Easter Monday
Posted on 24. Mar, 2008 by spencer in Comedy
Happy Easter Monday everybody. To commemorate the 1,975th anniversary of Jesus’ resurrection (if you’re the type who goes for that sort of thing…) I thought I’d share my 10 favorite Jesus jokes.
1. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Dude was hung like THIS.
2. An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. “Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter. “I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man. St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”
3. What’s the difference between the real Jesus [...]
