Right now we are sitting inside the Superstition Springs Center Mall in Arizona. This is the first time I’ve been inside a mall in at least four years. The promise of free Wi-Fi has brought us here. It’s all old people and children walking around in a zombie-like state, participating in commerce. Everything offered at [...]
Let’s show ‘em up Synners. We have Video Matt & Dain, whattt?
I received this witty chain mail just now that was rather funny. It examines the candidates educational backgrounds and tosses it in the air for you to decide. I did some fact checking on Wikipedia.org and it appears to check-out. If You were The Boss… which team would you hire? With America facing historic debt, [...]
We are WINNERZ! Yes! Way cool! Welcome back to Synthesis Blog! Our priority of yesteryear! Which is now back up WITH FERVOR! Exclamation point! real blogs to follow.
Right now, a substantial amount of people are looking up “The Shocker” on Google….but it’s all a jumbled mishmash of uses. “Political Shocker,” “RUnway fashion shocker,” “animal cruelty shocker,” “internet friend social profile shocker,” etc. Let me solve this confusion. There is one and one only shocker. If you’re really adventurous, you’ll try the “one [...]
A 33-year-old man from Michigan wore his “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to meet what he thought was a 14-year-old girl for sex = major FAIL
A Mexican version of Craigslist is the place to find a discreet, professional hitman. There are tons of hitmen for hire so you can have your pick of the crop! Hitmen, or “sicarios”, have been offering their services on the site and it is not uncommon in Mexico. In 2008 alone, the sicarios have been [...]
Reading this kinda made me laugh but then I realized it’s totally true. Facebook is a great way to stalk someone and creepy guys seem to take advantage of this. I especially agree with Co-Ed Magazine about “guy who promotes the club he goes to” and “guy who you’ve never really met.” Luckily here at [...]
Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, [...]
While doing research for my last post (and, for the record, typing “jail rape” into a Google Image search counts as research here at Synthesis blog…hey, I just set precedent!!!), I happened to stumble on the best Web site on the internet. MS Paint Porn (www.mspaintporn.net/) is just as its name implies: crudely rendered pornographic [...]
