Jenna Bush Comes Out As a Liberal on Larry King
Posted on 24. Apr, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Comedy, Politics, TV
Whether getting busted for booze (twice) or fueling pre-marital pregnancy rumors with poor fashion choices, Jenna Bush has always been the headline grabber of President Bush’s two lovely daughters, and last night was no different. As a guest on Larry King Live last night, Jenna came clean and admitted that she will not necessarily vote for John McCain in the fall election, and might instead opt for either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. Whatever with that though, the real news is that apparently those infamous beach photos aren’t actually her…bahh. But hey, its the internet, so we can [...]
100 Mayors For Hillary Clinton: How To Sweep It Under The Rug 101
Posted on 16. Apr, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Idiocy, Politics
Yesterday’s misleadingly-titled “100 Mayors For Hillary” event went off without a hitch! … Except only 19 mayors actually showed up to the Rotunda of the Pennsylvania Capital. What do you do when less than 20% of your guests show up?
Step 1: Throw their names on a plaque. Tell the public:
“Rally organizers never expected all 100 mayors to attend and that some were participating in Clinton events in their home cities,” said Kathleen Strand of the Clinton campaign.
Step 2: Take the focus off yourself. Begin Obama-bashing…
Obama’s comments at an SF fundraiser: [...]
Hillary Clinton Gets Stiff on Booze
Posted on 14. Apr, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
In order to help paint her opponent Barack Obama as the “elitist” candidate, on the heels of his recent remarks in San Francisco that small town Midwesterners “get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,” Hillary Clinton took shots of Crown Royal and ate a slice of pizza with Indiana supporters on Saturday. Hopefully this marks a new turn in the contest for the Democratic nomination, in which Clinton [...]
I’m F*cking Obama
Posted on 02. Apr, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Comedy, Videos
My boss will think this is funny. I just think people have too much time on their hands.
Hillary Clinton and Rocky Balboa
Posted on 01. Apr, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Comedy, Politics
Quote of the day from Senator Clinton:
“Quitting now,” the senator from New York said today in Philadelphia, “would be as if Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough.”‘
“Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people,” Clinton said.
Senator, Rocky lost… to a black guy… PLAYER OWWWWWWWWNED!
Vote Little Hillary for President
Posted on 27. Mar, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Idiocy, Internet, Politics, Videos
Who needs bee costumes when you got Chilean midgets in drag dancing with dudes in bondage masks? As our homie C Bloom would say, La Pequeña Hillary Clinton ain’t no punk.
New video of Hillary’s Bosnia trip show’s a diffrent side
Posted on 26. Mar, 2008 by Fletch in Comedy, Internet
She is lucky to be alive.
Hillary Clinton: Monster Or Cyborg?
Posted on 07. Mar, 2008 by some guy in Blog, Idiocy, Politics
“We fucked up in Ohio. In Ohio they are obsessed and Hillary is going to town on it, because she knows Ohio’s the only place they can win. She’s a monster too – that’s off the record – she is stooping to anything.” –Obama aide Samantha Power
An unfortunate remark from a woman promoting her book to the Scotsman. Ms. Power has since resigned and the comment stands as a black eye amidst a rough week for the Obama campaign. But let’s get down to brass tax: Is Hillary Clinton [...]
