Hillary Clinton Accepts Secretary of State Appointment
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
Fuck all the haters. I think Hillary Clinton is kind of a badass, and now she’s the top diplomat of the United States. It’s no President, but it beats sitting around with your thumb up your ass:
Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to give up her Senate seat and accept the position of secretary of state, making her the public face around the world for the administration of the man who beat her for the Democratic presidential nomination, two confidants said Friday.
Mrs. Clinton came to her decision after additional discussion with [...]
Jib Jab’s New Political Cartoon
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Politics, Videos
This is probably the most even handed cartoon I’ve seen, and one of the only ones that goes after Barak in an intelligent way. Check out the directions at the end of the video to get your face in the video, because that’s what I’mma do right now.
Stay tuned to see what Daniel Taylor’s face is like when he reads this blog.
Cindy McCain Starts Presidential Bitch Fight
Posted on 18. Jun, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
I guess now it’s on:
“I don’t know why she said what she said,” Mrs. McCain explains in an interview with ABC News’ Kate Snow airing Good Morning America Thursday. “Everyone has their own experience. I don’t know why she said what she said, all I know is that I have always been proud of my country.”
McCain’s comments reference remarks Obama made a Wisconsin rally during her husband’s fight for the Democratic presidential nomination against Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. “For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud [...]
Clayton Williams Is An Ass.
Posted on 16. Jun, 2008 by alisse in Blog, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics
Clayton Williams is a well known person when it comes to Texas politics for all the wrong reasons. During his gubernatorial election campaign in 1990 he made some crude jokes about rape including, “As long as it’s inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.” The remarks were publicized and played a huge role in his loss that year.
Williams recently became a fundraiser for John McCain and put together an event that would have raised $300,000 for McCain. McCain does like sexist jokes. Right around the time of [...]
Hillary Clinton to “support” Obama on Saturday.
Posted on 04. Jun, 2008 by The Sloth in Blog, Comedy, Idiocy, Snowboarding
Word from the Hillary Clinton camp is that she is going to FINALLY fuck off and back Barack Obama on Saturday. But I think we all know the truth: she is making her play to become his running mate as Vice President.
The country did pretty fucking well while Ol’ Bill Clinton was getting his cock sucked by slightly overweight slags in the Oval Office for 8 years, so having an Obama/Clinton ticket could do pretty well. Not because people want Hillary in the White House, but because they want Barack [...]
Hillary Clinton Invokes RFK Assassination To Rationalize Dead Horse Candidacy
Posted on 23. May, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Politics
First Mike Huckabee, now Hillary Clinton, gently easing the idea of an Obama assassination into the zeitgeist, the latter invoking the assassination of Robert Kennedy during the 1968 presidential race to explain her reluctancy to drop out of the race during an interview with the Sioux Falls Argus Leader editorial board Friday.
Its Neck and Neck In The Oregon Primary Right Now!!!11111111!1onehundredeleven
Posted on 20. May, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Comedy, Politics
Clicked on the link on Drudge for “Primary Results” and I got this gem courtest of ABC News. Wow. Barack Obama checking in with 0% of the vote, followed closely by Hillary Clinton with 0% of the vote. BREAKING NEWS! Besides, its not like these primaries matter: everyone knows that Ron Paul is gonna be president any way. RON PAUL ‘08…Oh wait…
Funny Political Picture O’ The Day
Posted on 28. Apr, 2008 by Ms. Nickels in Blog
Humor us with captions!
Click to enlarge Bill’s boredom.
