Dear Red States
Posted on 28. Oct, 2008 by rene in Apocalypse, Environment, Idiocy, Lifestyle, Politics
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Dear Red States:
We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware,
that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota,
Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We
get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the [...]
Bigfoot Madness
Posted on 19. Aug, 2008 by Dallas VonKillbot in Apocalypse, Blog, Videos
The whole topic of Bigfoot has really raised some eyebrows in the recent weeks. Lucky for us, the anthropological masters over at Manchild Drink Beer have sifted through billions of hours of footage to bring you the most informative news on the subject. Check out the 2 videos below to learn about the origins of the new findings, as well as what the alleged creature had with him when he was found.
Did You Know: People On The Internet With Poor English Skills Have Strong Feelings About Russia
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in War
Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:
FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, [...]
Obama Curious George T-shirt Draws Attention
Posted on 14. May, 2008 by some guy in Politics
A Georgia restaurant owner has come under heat after selling T-shirts depicting a picture of Curious George eating a banana with “Obama in ‘08″ written underneath. The proprietor, Mike Norman, claimed ignorance to the racist connotations, claiming his motive was simply that Obama and the cartoon character “look so much alike.” Curious George publisher Houghton Mifflin has denounced the characterization, and a dozen Cobb County, GA residents protested outside Norman’s restaurant.
Southeast regional director for the Anti-Defamation League Bill Nigut had this to say of Norman: “He can pretend [...]
3rd Graders Plot to Attack their Teacher
Posted on 02. Apr, 2008 by AJ in Blog, Crime
A Georgia elementary school teacher was in for a surprise last Friday when 8-9 of her students, both boys and girls, planned to bind and stab her after being angered over the scolding of a fellow student for standing on a chair. The extent of the students’ planning and premeditated preparation is astonishing:
Police Chief Tony Tanner said the students apparently planned to knock the teacher unconscious with a glass paperweight, bind her with handcuffs and duct tape and then stab her with a broken steak knife.
The scheme involved a division [...]
