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A Balanced Diet

If you’re like me, that is broke and lazy with an addictive personality who smokes and drinks all the time, this is probably some pretty good news for you. I’ve been killing time for years smoking and drinking alcohol and coffee the whole time thinking I was killing myself. But apparently the combination of the three sort of works for you in that the cigarettes make the coffee bad and the coffee protects the liver from all the poison of getting smashed every night. So, instead of all three of those things wreaking havoc on your insides, it’s really just one. I feel much better about my life now. I’m gonna go buy a pack.

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