Hell Fuck Yeah! Spencer’s Back

Posted on 03. Jul, 2008 by spencer in Chico, Music

Breath easy internet, I have returned to my blogging post. Over the last week and a half I’ve been journeying up the Pacific Coast with Bear Hunter . As it turns out, when I try and write on my laptop while in the van I start to puke all over my band mates — hence, my absence from Synthesis Blog. Over the next few days I will be recounting my harrowing journey (in between fascinating posts about pop stars getting busted for drugs, children with weird growths on their bodies [...]

NFSFW. Web Site Awesomeness

Posted on 18. Feb, 2008 by spencer in Idiocy, Internet

But really, what worthwhile thing on the internet is SFW? There will be dirty words following the jump, so if you’re the type of person who gets offended easily…seriously, what are you doing on the internet?
Turn this off before you burn your eyes and go back to the warm embrace of mommy or Jesus.

My mood was a bit dark, so I typed “fuck it” into the google search and found perhaps the MOST IMPORTANT SITE ON TEH INTERNETS.

Failing an epiphany by sundown, www.fuckthiswebsite.com is my lord and savior [...]