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From Video Matt’s Personal Stash: Paramore Live at The Boardwalk

I don't know if you've noticed, but our resident video savant, the aptly named Video Matt has a boner the size of Rhode Island for Paramore. ...

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Inadvertendly Sexual Newspaper Headline of the Day

This one comes from right here in good old Chico, CA courtesy of our local shitty paper, the Chico Enterprise Record, ...

Watch Gene Simmons Have Really Boring, Uninteresting Sex With Some Australian Model With Huge Fake Tits

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Lindsay Lohan Has Fabulous Tits

Lindsay Lohan recently recreated Marilyn Monroe's famous"last sitting," for an upcoming feature in New York magazine. Check those freckles! Girl looks ...

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Review Round-Up: Sweet and Sour Edition

Lamb of God Resolution Roadrunner Few bands, if any, match the raw intensity of Lamb of God, and their newest album, ...

A Friendly Chat With Chris Conley

By Brian Leak Chris Conley has been in the music scene since he was roughly 14 years old. As ...

The Growlers @ Origami Lounge

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Standard Fare: Out of Sight, Out of Town

Standard Fare Out of Sight, Out of Town Melodic Back for a sophomore effort after the delectable delight of 2010’s The ...

Terry Malts w/The Hambones @ Duffy’s Tavern

Wolves in the Throne Room

By Eric Wendt For people unfamiliar with Wolves in the Throne Room, diving into their oeuvre might feel kind ...

Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! An interview with Mike Coykendall

By Jacob Sprecher Mike Coykendall is a name that very well deserves to be on the tips of Americana ...

Beats Antique

By Tommy Diestel Not familiar with Beats Antique? First of all, shame on you! Second of all, here’s a ...

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