I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but our resident video savant, the aptly named Video Matt has a boner the size of Rhode Island for Paramore. In fact, he has a personal archive of fap videos that he hoards like gold nuggets, locked away in a safe deep inside his family compound in the hills […]
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This one comes from right here in good old Chico, CA courtesy of our local shitty paper, the Chico Enterprise Record, and it’s definitely a winnar: “Newfound offensive prowess powers Nuts’ hot start“. The story is about the local American Legion baseball team, The Chico Nuts (a suggestive enough name in and of itself) but […]
For just $29.95!!111. Or, if you’re not a complete dumbfuck you can just watch the teaser clips over at Valleywag and see for yourself Gene Simmons fucks like your dad, only less cool. I mean, the broad involved in this sex tape (who by the way is definitely not Gene Simmons’ wife Shannon Tweed) is […]
Lindsay Lohan recently recreated Marilyn Monroe’s famous”last sitting,” for an upcoming feature in New York magazine. Check those freckles! Girl looks like she should be modeling for Abby Winters. Now pardon me while I fap.