White Hat Hacker: EC Council
Posted on 13. May, 2009 by spencer in Internet, Paid
There’s a few dudes around our office who make sure that this site, and all of our other side sites within the Synthesis realm, continue to work seamlessly to deliver you the royal goods. They’re both doing good in this world, but I can imagine a darker time in their younger lives, all hopped up on 2-liters of Mountain Dew, their greedy little fingers leading the charge into those forbidden corners of the internet(s). Just who, on God’s earth, would create a worm virus and unleash it onto all the [...]
New Sweeps at Synthesis.net: The Vaselines & Toxic Avenger Musical
Posted on 06. May, 2009 by spencer in Blog
The Toxic Avenger Musical (written by one of the Bon Jovi dudes, for reals) right HERE.
Vaselines right HERE.
Interview with Found Footage Co-Creator Nick Prueher
Posted on 01. May, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in Film
I was looking around on the file server just now and I just happened to have FOUND this interview with Found Footage co-creator Nick Prueher done written and enacted by Synthesis correspondent Landon Moblad.
Melodyne: Direct Note Access
Posted on 10. Mar, 2009 by Dallas VonKillbot in Music, Technology
I rag on Auto-Tune all the time; mainly due to the fact that it’s a piece of shit that most people abuse to either get that damn Cher sound or, even worst, turning a bad vocalist into a pop sensation. It’s killing recordings, because of using it as a tool to clean up a few slight issues, it’s become the foundry of how to record modern vocals. I’m a self admitted hypocrite, considering the fact that true purists would say using that at all would constitute a fraudulent [...]
Military Study Warns That Mexico in Danger of “Sudden Collapse”
Posted on 15. Jan, 2009 by Daniel Taylor in War
The US military-commissioned JOE 2008 report, which makes projections regarding global threats and potential next wars, pegged Mexico, alongside Pakistan, as being the major country most likely to suffer a sudden collapse
Did You Know: US Olympic Gymnast Nastia Luikin is Actually Pretty Hot IRL?
Posted on 15. Aug, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Sports
The thing about gymnasts is that usually they look more like steroid abusing midgets than they do actual human girls, not to mention the fact that they’re like 16 or whatever (or in the case of China, 13). You would think that chics who can do the splits and do a standing front flip would at least be kind of hot, but for the most part the only dudes jocking Olympic gymnasts are internet pedos. However, last night I was watching the individual womens gymnastics competition (yeah, I know) and [...]
Pterodactyl Porn
Posted on 16. Jul, 2008 by Daniel Taylor in Internet
Since today is old internet day, I figured I’d post the video of the dudes in the pterodactyl suits tag teaming some lady. But the actual video is no longer up on PornoTube or any of those other sites, so the best I could find was a clip on College Humor. If you’re intrigued I’m sure you could use this secret data mining tool to hunt down the real deal. Definitely NSFW but really, did you think it would be? Check it after the jump:
Tour Journal: Day Two
Posted on 28. Jun, 2007 by Daniel Taylor in Blog
Synthesis Editorial Director Daniel Taylor is out on the road as part of the Tooth and Nail Acoustic Tour, and will be blogging about his travels
I’m starting to understand why touring musicians often have a unique sort of disaffection, offset occasionally by undue excitement over seemingly trivial things. For example, we were fairly excited last night by the fact that we were allowed, in lieu of any sort of real accomodations for the evening, to spend the night in a gigantic tent, set up in a parking lot for the [...]
